The Battlefield Friends all download the Equestrian DLC, but find out it holds a whole 'nother world.
The Battlefield Friends all download the Equestrian DLC, but find out it holds a whole 'nother world. The Equestrian DLC allows players to fully immerse themselves into a gigantic open world. With two teams RU and US, players can have huge battles, small skirmishes or firefights. With the upgraded player count engine with now 64 players and Frostbite 3's levolution engine, the Equestrian DLC is an awesome map pack that holds a little bit more than just your average multiplayer content. See you on the battlefield.
Engineer and Recon Spawned in at the US base. The two stood there looking at the open green landscape of the Equestrian DLC. The players around them were running around, getting into vehicles, and doing other non sense battlefield players do. Aside from the green rolling hills and landscape, the US base was grounded up from a flat concrete. The airfield was north of their position, it had a flat black tarmac and eight aircraft hangers. Currently they had two A-10 thunderbolts and six F-16 fighter jets, each fully customizable to weapons and armaments to color and camouflage schemes. Left to the airfield, was the helicopter pads. Each Helicopter had it's very own grey square, with the iconic yellow H and circle. Currently in stock were two venoms, two little birds, and three viper attack helicopters.
South of the center of the base is the vehicle depot. Eight M1 Abrams, four Humvees, two quads, six motor bikes, and two mobile artillery vehicles. The just down a small hill with a dirt path, was the waterfront. It lied on an embankment of a huge river that flowed to the center of the map to a huge reservoir lake. The water front included three attack boats, four RHIBs, and three jet skis, it also included it's own pier.
Engineer looked at Recon, and Recon looked at Engineer.
"This place is awesome!" the two said in unison before a transport chopper flew over head. The helicopter turned ninety degrees, so it's left gun was pointed towards Recon and Engineer. Time seemed to slow down as one of the helicopter's passengers stepped out. The Colonel 100 walked towards the two. All the players who stood in the way left the area running, leaving only Engineer and Recon alone with grizzled battlefield veteran.
"How are you men?" The Colonel asked in his regular gruff voice.
"Uh. Good sir." Engineer and Recon said sounding worried.
"That's good. Now the server administrator told all Colonel 100's to be squad leader, so you are now to follow my orders and do what I say, or we will all get banned."
"Great." Engineer said be musingly.
"Now I hope you're aware of what today's game mode is correct?" The Colonel asked with one eye wider than the other, peering at the two.
"Uh, no not for sure sir, we just joined a random server." Recon replied. The Colonel sighed and face palmed.
"Okay. So we're playing a new game type called search and destroy. Teams are supposed to go find the enemy base and destroy it."
"Sounds easy enough." Engineer said taking a step forward, but ran into the Colonel's arm.
"I'm not finished. Half the team goes searching for the base, while the other half stays here and defends the base."
"Okay. So which one are we." Recon asked.
"We're the other half."
"Ugh. This is going to be, so boring!" Engineer said exclaiming his disgust.
"Wait. We're missing two squad mates."
"Yeah they're just downloading the DLC as we speak sir. They should be here an minute now." said Recon with a worried smile.
"Well I guess we should head down to the water front. You Engineer, grab a Humvee when we pass the vehicle depot and drive it down to the waterfront."
"Yes sir." Engineer said disgrunted.
The Medic and the Noob spawn in together at the US base. The two looked around at the vibrant colors and serene landscape.
"Equestrian DLC! YEEEEAH!!!" shouted the Noob making his excitement known.
"Will you shut up!? I don't need my ears bleeding again from your screaming!" The Medic said clearly annoyed. "Let's just go find Recon and Engineer. Okay?"
"Yeah we can do that. This place is epic!" Noob said keeping his excitement hushed.
"Yeah I know it is buddy." Medic said with a smile.
Two hours passed and nothing happened. The US team had taken all the side objectives and were looking for the RU base by helicopter and by jet. So sat the four friends staring out into the endless green expansion that of Equestria. Soon enough the sound of a helicopter came within earshot. An enemy player in a Z-11w came from over the rise coming straight for them.
"Grenade out!" yelled the Noob. He then proceeded to shoot at the helicopter with his light machine gun.
"Hey I got a stinger on this asshole." Engineer said, as his stinger began beeping and locking on target. He noticed something out of the right corner of his sight. He pulled away staring at awe what was happening. The Colonel swooped down from parachute, landing on the front nose of the helicopter. He pulled out his ACB-90 and growled. The pilot screamed beneath his gas mask, letting go of the controls. The helicopter began to spin out of control making it's deadly descent into the river. The helicopter crashed and the Colonel parachuted back onto the beach.
"Good job sir." The Medic applauded.
"Well we're not out of the shit storm yet." The Colonel said raising his knife, as two Russian attack helicopters came into view. One of the helicopters came in for the kill, but exploded.
"Sir did you do that?" Recon asked.
"No." The other helicopter exploded as well, but a green laser shot out and destroyed it.
"Recon. I want you to get a MAV up there and check out what's going on." The Colonel demanded.
"Sure thing sir, right away." Recon deployed the MAV and guided it over to the other side of the river. What Recon saw stunned him.
"Sir. There appears to be unicorns, in armor. I think they may be some kind of A.I."
"Well then they're hostile."
"How do you know that sir?" Recon asked with look of concern.
"Think about it man. Unicorns with magic equals death. Those helicopters were hit by magic which means they met death. So they're hostile son."
"Okay. So what should we do?" Engineer asked.
"Okay, so we take this here attack boat and drive it to the other side. You being the engineer will stay in the boat and provide covering fire. Recon, you will get off the boat and go somewhere off in the distance and provide over watch. The medic, support, and myself included will face these creatures alone. We will then draw them back to the boat, and that's when you shoot them. Okay solider?" Colonel said eyeing each member in the squad.
They all piled into the boat and made their way across to the other side of the river. The Colonel took the Noob and Medic over the hill. The three walked towards the small group of armored ponies.
"Look! More of the aliens!" Shouted one of the ponies. They all turned their attention to the three players.
"Grenade out!" Yelled the Noob. The grenade traveled through the air and landed dead center in front of the ponies hoof's. It exploded engulfing them in fire.
"Charge!" Yelled the Noob once more. He took off running at the enemy firing his gun, but missing every shot. The surviving guards shot down the Noob before he even made it halfway between the Colonel and the ponies themselves.
"Time to head back to the boat." Colonel said running. The medic turned to run but was gunned down before he could take a step. The Colonel ran back towards the boat at lightning speed. Magic whipped by but missed him all together. When the Colonel returned to the boat, Engineer pulled out off the shore and readied himself for the unicorns to come over the rise. But none came. However Recon came over the hill with a shiny pair of dog tags in his hand. He seemed happy.
Recon sat over watch on objective Delta. From the looks of it the town was large and seemed almost medieval. Recon was on the edge of the everfree forest scouting ahead. Back at base however every available tank and armed vehicle was taken ready for a full on assault. The Colonel, Medic, and Engineer sat in the tank waiting for the okay to go. The Noob sat on a quad bike directly behind his squad's tank.
"Sir what are we doing waiting here?" Engineer asked, holding his head up off the steering wheel.
"We're waiting for our commander to come online."
"Oh yeah. How long will that...." Medic started.
Commander Online
"Oh, well I guess that answers that." Medic said.
"Drive." The Colonel said un-sheathing his knife. The army of tanks sped past the base's entrance, followed by the Noob and three attack helicopters along side with a little bird. The tanks formed a line formation, knocking down a clear path through the forest. The Noob took notice of all the birds flying through the air from the destruction of the forest.
"LEVOLUTION!!!" He cried, and with that everyone else cried levolution as well. Soon enough the tanks had managed to push through. Even though air support was already engaged with the enemies at Delta, it was a sight to uphold. The Colonel hopped out of the tank and faced his men.
"Remember no survivors. Take their base and Help each other out. Throw down ammo and med bags for your fellow squad mates. And remember always keep your shit bucket under you at all times." All the Colonel 100's raised their ACB-90's in the air and let out a Ho.
"Now take this objective!" The Colonel yelled. The tanks, all at once went full speed down the hill, everybody screaming levolution.
Outside Ponyville was a small guards outpost. They had suffered numerous casualties from the Russian attack on the town. Besides the helicopters destroying what was left of Ponyville, it was relatively quiet. But that all changed when the US attacked.
"LEVOLUTION!!!" Yelled the US attack. the guards seemed awestruck at the sight of eight heavy war horses of death came down the hill, and they showed no intent on stopping. The able guards helped as many others as they could to get out of the way in time. The tanks smashed through the makeshift observation post and onto the other side. A T-90 tank waited but was quickly over run by the tanks smashing through. Four booms went off and destroyed the Russian tank within a second.
"Split up into two tank groups, and converge on the center of town where the objective capture point is." said the Colonel. The tanks diverged down different roads towards the center.
"Wait hold up. Where's the Noob?" Medic asked almost concerned.
"Who cares man, like he would help us out anyways." said Engineer driving the tank past a crashed quad bike.
The Noob raced ahead of the assault and missed the Colonel's speech. His quad bike sped past the seemingly unaware T-90.
"Whoa what was that?" The Russian solider asked.
"I don't know, it could have been a road runner." The tank's cannon moved to the left. That's when the Abrams came through destroying the T-90 in their wake. The Noob jumped out of the quad bike while still going full speed. The quad ran into the side of a building and into a pile of ruble. He looked around not knowing where he was. His eyes rested on a double door that lead into a spa. He began to walk towards the door inspecting it.
"Grenade out." He calmly said, chucking the explosive at the mahogany doors. Once the dust settled he walked through the charred doorway. He found himself in a lobby of some sorts. There was a roughly built barricade blocking yet another door way, with a sign posted in front of it. Go away aliens, no possible probing experiments here.
"Aliens? There's aliens here!?" Noob said starting to freak out. He pressed his com button on the side of his helmet. "Hey guys."
"Oh look there he is." Engineer said; annoyed. "What do you want?!"
"There's aliens." The Noob whispered.
"Aliens?"
"Yes Aliens." he said still whispering.
"Okay so?"
"They're going to probe us."
"They're not going to probe us." Medic said into his mic.
"How do you know that?" The Noob retorted.
"Cause there are no Aliens here you idiot!" Engineer said already losing his temper.
"I'm going radio silent. They're not going to find me." The Noob took out his C4 and placed it on the barricade. "Click!" He said in a whisper. The barricade exploded revealing light through the smoke and debris. He made his way inside to see ponies hiding in the spa tubs. There were a lot of art master pieces on the walls. Anywhere from pictures to stone statue heads. He picked up a glass of wine and studied each individual piece of art.
"This one speaks to me." He said studying a pony instead of an actual statue.
"Hello mister. I'm Derpy! Glad to meet you."
"It talks?" The Noob questioned. "I like this pony." he thought, then his face grew serious. "Wait. What if. They're the aliens?"
"Derpy get over here!" A white pristine unicorn said hiding behind a massage table.
"Wait there's more of you. You are the aliens!" He raised his light machine gun and fired at the ponies hiding behind cover. He missed each shot, shooting the background wall. He ran out of ammo and began to reload.
"Just you wait, once I'm reloaded I'm going to smoke all of you."
"Darling you can't be serious. You're the alien." The white unicorn said.
"I'm the alien?"
"Yes darling you are."
"You're not going to probe me?"
"No. That's what we thought you were going to do to us."
"Ha. You A.I. are so cute sometimes. This is a videogame."
"Darling I assure you this is not a videogame."
"Then what is it?" The Noob's eyes peering at the unicorn.
"This is Equestria darling."
"Equestria? Oh you mean the Equestrian DLC!" The Noob said raising his hands in the air while yelling.
All the ponies cringed at the Noob's yelling and loudness.
"Darling if you wouldn't mind by keeping it down just a little?"
"What's your name again?"
"Rarity."
"Cool! You can call me awesome-O, that's what everyone calls me."
"Hey Noob!" Engineer yelled walking up to him. "What are you doing man?"
"Talking to ponies." The Noob said. Engineer looked at the ponies with his eyes wide open. They returned the favor by sheepishly smiling at him.
"Yeah okay. We need you buddy. Wait no we don't, we just need your ammo."
"Ammo?"
"Yeah ammo." Engineer said with a bemused face.
"Hey! I need ammo!" Said the Blueberry engineer that walked in. "I've been out there all day and I need some ammo."
"Yeah I don't have ammo." Noob said.
"Wait how the hell don't you have ammo?" Engineer asked.
"I wasted it."
"You can't waste ammo. There's an infinite number of crates you can throw down."
"Yeah, well I threw one down, and I lost it."
"Just like that?"
"Yes. Just like that."
"Ugh. Come on, lets go find someone who can actually help."
"You suck man!" Yelled the Blueberry engineer walking away pointing at the Noob.
The Colonel 100 stood taking objective delta. Little did he know that a Russian sniper had his cross hairs on the Colonel's head. The sound of a sniper sounded off in the distance. The Russian sniper looked around but died. headshot 50 Enemy killed 100
"Thanks for the assist solider." The Colonel said to Recon in the tower across the way over looking delta.
"No problem sir." Recon said searching for more enemies to kill. However Recon saw a white Unicorn walking down the street, but it also had wings.
"Uh. Sir you have a big white unicorn coming towards your position."
"Thanks solider." The Colonel said, turning around to face the enemy. That's where the white alicorn stood giving the glare of death towards the Colonel.....
The Colonel raised his ACB and jolted towards the white prestigious alicorn. Celestia wasted no time in dispelling the Colonel. NPCKilledSh1tbuket 12
Recon watched the humiliation before him from the tower. The Colonel Spawned in on Recon; clearly pissed.
"How about you give me some covering fire. Sold-ier." Colonel said before jumping off the side of the tower. Recon set up his bi-pod and took aim at the white unicorn pegasus thing. Slowly Recon pulled the trigger, but as soon as he did an ammo crate fell in front of the scope blocking the shot. Thus resulting in the Colonel dying once more.
"Why the hell would you do that?!" Recon yelled, looking at the Noob.
"You needed ammo." Noob said calmly, as if nothing were wrong.
Celestia killed the Colonel, and heard a loud pop from the tower. She saw two of the aliens that were attacking her kingdom, and it seemed that they were fighting.
"None the less." She thought, charging her horn with the power of the sun itself. PWWEEEW
"But you needed ammo." Noob said.
"There's plenty of other space to put the damn crate, not in front of me!" PWWEEEW
The top of the tower was decimated. It began to crumble from the top down. Cracking and splitting, taking its sweet time to crumble. Celestia turned away and walked. The tower fell creaking under pressure, making a cloud of dust and other debris rise behind the immortal. As bad ass that had looked, it was despoiled by one man with a shotgun. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Celestia was thrown across the map like a rag doll, and not seen within sight.
The barrel of the USAS smoked heavily and dissipated into thin air. Sh1tbuket 12KilledNPC
"Nice shot sir!" Medic said but came to a clear observation. "Did you just use. Did you just use frag rounds sir?"
"No." The Colonel simply stated.
"Yeah I think you did." Engineer said walking up to the two.
"You didn't see anything." The Colonel said cocking an eye at Engineer." Besides we still need to take Charlie, at the top of the mountain."
The Colonel walked away and out of the cobblestone courtyard, heading towards objective Charlie.
"Canterlot sits atop an a steep mountain side. With that the castle has open courtyards along the outer edge towards the drop off. This conquest control point how ever has three 9K22 Tunguska anti air tanks, along with dozens of TOW launcher turrets and .50 caliber machine guns posted along the walls over looking the courtyard."
"You shut your mouth Level Cap!" Noob yelled from the transport chopper he was riding in. Level Cap just stared at the Noob across the gap of space between the two transports. Two American attack helicopter pulled up and then in front of the two transports. The thundering sounds echoed from the choppers as they made the attack on Canterlot. The attack helicopters swung right and swooped low left and fired the hydra rockets at the RU positions down below. The anti air tanks fired their cannons at the attackers, and the ground troops fired rockets and mounted the machine guns.
Engineer mounted the right side mounted gatling gun on the venom and fired regular bursts from the gun, hitting the machine gun nests with accuracy.
"Yeah!" Engineer, Recon, and the Medic yelled.
A rocket launched from a TOW gun position and hit a strafing attack helicopter. The chopper spun out of control and hit a row of fuel tanks, resulting in a deadly explosion, killing three Russian soldiers. Dust sifted off the walls of the high tower. The tower cracked horizontally in the middle, and the top came crashing down on top of one of the Tunguska tank, creating more damage on the mountain side. The rest of it came crashing down shortly after, falling through a large hallway and cut off the rest of the castle from the front.
Recon spun the helicopter round right and touched down. The Medic and the Noob jumped out and charged the battered positions of the RU with other soldiers that jumped out of the other transport. Engineer provided covering fire from the chopper.
Enemy Gunship Inbound
The gunship appeared in the air space and wasted no time in firing at the american assault force. Fire practically rained from the sky, destroying the two transport helicopters and everyone in general vicinity. The gunship continued to pound the mountain side castle causing big cracks at the base support that held the castle up. With a final few explosions, the castle's base fell off in chunks and smaller debris. Then followed suit the rest of the structure. Canterlot now lay waste at the base of the mountain in a pile of building materials, now only tangled and destroyed.
"Levolution." Noob whispered to no one in particular. "Levolution..."
"Alright so there I was, in the prone position looking over objective Alpha, when suddenly... BOOM! There was a gunship that fell from the sky!" Recon shouted with excitement, sitting on the comfortable brown couch.
"So I decided to get up and walk, wait no run towards Alpha. And it was so cool, there were flames, grass burning, and man the huge thing just fell from the sky! And for a second after capturing the objective myself, I thought I had no way of getting over to Delta. Well shows me right, the commander dropped me my own atv."
"Then on my way to Delta there were three enemy players. Then BAM! I ran them over like bowling pins."
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"Do you hear something?"
"It sounds like some, predator, inching towards you for the..."
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"It really wasn't a big deal..." Recon said looking down at his right hand, blowing off his nails. "Then when I finally arrived at objective Delta, I walked in slowly, cause you know, I'm kinda the shit. So there were three enemies stationed up in a tower and the other two on the roof tops. I aimed at the sniper in the tower, and BOOM! Headshot! I scoped the next guy with another headshot, and the third sniper I had to waste two more rounds, but I got the job done. HAHAHA!!!
Rainbow Dash stood amongst the gathering crowd in Cloudsdale. Giant white balloons Hovered in the skies above. Rainbow Dash took to the skies above the crowd, she flew towards the balloon. Suddenly a giant white diamond lingered above it; gathering gasps from the pegasi below. Dash looked around for a screaming, echoing sound. Suddenly, there they were, the Thunderbolts had made a grand appearance to the city. Captain Spitfire landed on a podium to address the ponies of Cloudsdale.
"Ponies of Cloudsdale, I am giving an order to evacuate the town! The aliens are on their way here! Please evacuate as fast as you can! Move! NOW!" Spitfire shot off the podium and into the skies once more.
Panic started amongst the ranks of the civilian forms. Some of the pegasi left, bolting in random directions. While the others rushed around screaming and yelling, picking up belongings and young ones. Dash stared in awe, so she began to slip out of reality. The sirens went off, causing more panic. She snapped out of it when the wonder bolts came back, this time with visitors. Dash saw the wonder bolts surrounded on two sides from similar yet different loud flying beasts. Suddenly loud rips and bangs sounded off as the beasts seemed to be clambering away at each other, and the wonder bolts were caught in the middle of the onslaught. One by one they dropped. Dash started to cry. Her hero's, her icons were dying.
One of the beasts killed another, this one hurdling itself in a ball of fire towards the fleeing citizens. Every soul in the area ran out of the way, except for a young pegasi. The magenta filly stared agape at the beast coming straight for her. Dash took action and rushed to beat the beast. Closer and closer she got.
"Almost there" she said, struggling to usher words with the wind resistance in her face. Dash felt the heat of the beast on her back.
"Is this the end?" She thought.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" yelled the Engineer as he scored the first kill of the match. "Did you see that?" he asked Recon.
"Dude that was tits." Recon replied, "Oh shit there's one now." He broke right leaving the Engineer alone. The Engineer continued to fly straight and true, till two friendly jets pulled up on both sides of him. Engineer looked right and into the eyes of the Administrator who wore a dumb-founded expression. The stare lasted a bit to long for the Engineer's liking.
"WHAT!?" Engineer yelled.
"Are you using; heat seekers?" The Admin asked.
"Yeah, why? What's the matter with heat seekers?"
"You're not supposed to use heat seekers here." The Noob said in a serious tone.
"Oh great. But you can't say anything cause you have heat seekers too!" The Engineer was starting to get angry.
"No I don't!" The Noob said in a defensive matter.
"Uh, yes you do, cause I can see them, right there!"
"So? They may be there, but I haven't used them!"
"I don't think I like your attitude." The Admin pointed at the Engineer.
"Well I didn't spend money on premium and all the other add ons to be bullied in a stupid server that nobody likes!" Engineer said infuriated.
"You just crossed the line," the Admin choked and sobbed a little. "BANNED!" he said immediately getting over the insult. The Engineer disappeared and his jet took a nose dive.
More and more beasts swarmed the skies over Cloudsdale. They shrieked and groaned in the sky, performing aerial acrobatics. Rainbow Dash had her eyes sealed shut; she was flying to fast for her own good. She could feel the weight of the filly in her hoofs. She opened her eyes and slowed down, and set down on a small open courtyard.
"We're alive." She thought.
She set down the filly and inspected her. She was out cold, but still alive. When her analysis was complete of the younger pegasus, she inspected herself. She looked at her back, seeing her coat was burnt. She cringed when a sudden whip of pain got to her. The little filly started to awake, and she saw Rainbow Dash laying on the ground. Her back was severely burned, and she heaved and huffed.
"Are you okay miss Dash?" asked the filly in a voice of concern.
"Yeah, I just need a little help." Dash said in a raspy voice.
"My mommy is doctor; maybe she can help!"
The little pony flew off and over the courtyard they were in. Dash laid there motionless, her back thumped to the rhythm of her heart. Dash moaned "I don't wanna die..."
The Noob performed barrel rolls across the sky. He didn't seem bothered that he didn't know what he was doing, but rather how to control it. He pulled up a game manual to see how to fly.
"Nope. Nuh uh, negatory. Oh wait! There it is! How to fly the jet plane!" The Noob leveled out his air craft, but in the process he managed to jet ram two team mates on either side of him, and he managed to still stay in the air. The Noob watched them plummet to the ground in fire. "Well.... some people should just learn how to fly." He said as if he were the best in a non shallot tone. The Noob looked back front just in time to crash into a cloud courtyard. His plane didn't explode, it stayed there; right above a burned pony laying on the ground.
"HEY!" yelled the Noob. "Help me get out! I'm stuck in here, get some jeep stuff!"
The pony only laid there un-moving. The Noob started to tap the glass. "Hey. You alive? Hellooo?"
From the Noob's left came a little flying pony and a bigger one. They took notice to the stationed beast near them. The Magenta pony tended to the burned pony. The little one made it way to observe the beast. She stared at it gawking.
"HEY!" yelled the Noob from inside the cockpit. The filly screamed and retreated behind the burned pony. The Noob could only hear a little bit of the conversation between the two. Before he knew it, the Magenta pony flew up to the window.
"Are you going to let me out?" The Noob asked innocently.
"O I'm going to do more then just let you out." She replied angrily.
"Really!? Is it a party?" The Magenta pony brought her hooves down onto the window. It cracked.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" The pony brought up her hooves for another strike. They came down at lightning speed. Then......
