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GROEATEST STORRRYI EVER
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841387 I dunno what you were beaten brainless with, but this was horrendously tastelss. It's one thing to mock bronies, it's another to be...this
846641 I can almost taste the sarcasm. Tastes like iron really.
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"After a long night of clopping furiously to rule 34 TwiDash shipping fan art, an electrical discharge caused by your manly juices some how transports you to Equestria."
This is probably going to be as fun to read as swallowing rusty nails and broken glass (Covered in Gangrene-causing bacteria.), but I just need to see how horrifically atrocious this fic can get, even if it is a parody.
846678
Well if you do give this story a read, the first sentence may turn you away. Just giving you a heads up.
846668
Why thank you, I can't take all the credit though. My friends "interesting" dream is what inspired me to write this.
846766
I read it...and...well...
If bronies couldn't have been given a worse name then they already have, you just broke that barrier. Now we can have newcomers come on and see this atrocity for a story and immediately be turned away. It's people like you that make us hated by several as a sub-culture. It's like you took that fucking CollegeHumor video and made it into a story, you should be ashamed of yourself. I mean, the only thing applying here in my case is my weight, but I'm not a horrible obesity of a human being like how you just generalized this.
I understand that this is a parody, and, trust me, I hate those self-insert, HiE stories as much as the next guy, but this wasn't the way to go, I'm sorry.
846797
Well sorry if this isn't exactly your cup of tea, might be because of my sick sense of humor that I find this particular sub genre of the fandom interesting. But let me clarify somethings before I continue. One I am a brony and proud and Two I have nothing against the small population of the fandom this may represent. While it does fill me with rage to be labeled as a furry by the uninformed public, I shrug it off as merely an attempt to get a negative reaction.
What I'm really trying to say is that while I may have gone over the edge with this particular piece, isn't our fandom based on love and tolerance? Hell, no matter how much a fandom may be accepted there will always be some haters out there. We as bronies just have to accept that fact and cope with it, perhaps even using humor to help alleviate the problem.
TL:DR Love and Tolerate
Sure is butthurt in here.
846897
That phrase holds no meaning. It's basically the pony equivalent of "Haters gonna hate," and it basically means "Leave us alone you mean person." It has nothing to do with the show. It was created to fight trolls on a forum.
If your story sucks, we're going to call you out on it. Just because it's a parody doesn't give it a free pass. There's such a thing as a bad parody, and this is it. There are already two much superior 2nd story fanfics with this same premise, so you even fail at that.
846897
That's understandable, and you're right, this wasn't the best way to create some kind of humor. We should love and tolerate, but I'm just a cynical jackass at heart, though I do try my best. While, I'm doing it to begin with, I'm currently writing a crossover with the Angry Video Game Nerd, that kind of humor, though vulgar, is an example that humor is what we need to bring a laugh or two into all of our lives, not...this.
846934
I probably should have thought this out a little more before actually submitting it, but what can I say this has got to be the first time I have thoroughly enjoyed writing.
846928
You must be referring to the well known "Brony Hero" and "You in Equestria". While I must admit those two fan fictions are vastly superior in quality, they are as you can say lie on a different "premise". While this is in fact a 2nd person perspective, this articles creation is for the sole purpose of garnering a negative reaction. I do admit that I'm not the best writer, so it would be appreciated if you would give some much needed criticism instead of just flat out hating it due to the subject.
Oh hey, I remember seeing this and the author at Bronycon. IIRC it was right before Bronypalooza
847055
You may remember me by my handle, Trolldar The Evertroll.
I'm not sure if this was written by a brony hater or by the best troll fic writer ever.
847064
Nope. All I remember besides what was already said is that this fic was Solrac-approved
847070
Can't tell if insult or backhanded compliment.
847075
If you are not a brony hater, then I commend you, good sir. This is the only troll fic that I have ever read so far that has been able to rustle my jimmies. Thank you.
847085
YES someone who can take a joke without getting butt hurt. It's the latter by the way.
847071
oh that was me most likely. the asian guy who didn't have the beard wrote this.
I'm not even going to read this, I'm just here for the shitstorm, and you guys have not dissapointed on that front.
I will neither thumb this up or down untill I read it, and since that time will probably never come I'll just make a comment from what I can gather from the comments and description.
Author, if you're going to try and rustle jimmies, at least try and be in some part 'classy' with it. From the description it gives the assumption that this is an abomination.
Readers, you don't have to get your jimmies rustled.
847096
Yes tell the world my nationality, you might as well tell them where I hid the bodies.
847106
okay then behind times square theses like this bummy ass part where i go to skate and yeah i never saw Manehattan Mini Storage used for bodies, untill that day.
I'm not sure I want to read this
seeing all the comments this looks like its kinda bad and I tend to stay away from the parts of the fandom that tear us apart
848303
I don't blame you, you won't believe how many people put down this fan fiction right after the first sentence. I should probably put troll fic in the description to stop the shit storm, but hey that's half the fun.
848315 people tend to down vote trollfic's a lot lately
I'll just put this in my read later folder and if it ever comes up I'll read it hopefully it's not has bad has people say it is 
848338
It's not that it's bad (matter of opinion by the way), but several people believe I'm worsening the brony reputation (which I unintentionally am) by writing this. In my opinion it's actually pretty well written, but that's just a matter of opinion.
848358 ah yes many bronys believe troll fics and clopfics are ruining the fandom I dont see it that way but that's just my opinion
some people need to learn that a fan base cant be perfect
848372
Exactly, Not everything in life can be perfect. I also take great joy from exploiting said weaknesses for a good laugh or two.
848394 yea a good laugh or two never hurt
Am I the only one whose jimmies remain unrustled at all after reading this?
848430
Yes
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I gues this is like a...trollfic? Well, thats what people say anyway. But in that case, I guess you could say that whilst reading you don't notice that the whole time the fic is staring at you and going:
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EEEYUCH!
853359
What the hell does that mean?
853388 I meant this is pretty gross man.
853406
Oh, then mission accomplished. But what the hell is EEEYUCH?
i misspelled, i meant to say eeyuck
853495
I'd say it's more disturbing than disgusting, but that's just a matter of opinion.
It moved between being funny and going a LITTLE too far numerous times, but I got some laughs out of it.
Not bad
853553
Thanks for the compliment. Unfortunately I ran out of funny ideas, so I'm just going to go with making this as gory and dark as possible.
853585
No problem. Keep on doing what you're doing and there's no problems here. *shrugs*
lol didn't read tldr
858356
The comments or the story? Either way I just finished up the prologue so I guess you have excellent timing.
Due to the tons of butt hurt from the previous chapter I have chosen to slightly tone down the content of the prologue. So without further ado, let the butt hurt begin.
not reading now because i'm busy, but you got the TwiDash part right!
EDIT: read it...I take it back, no, you didn't-
866110
Well I'm just going to say this isn't as good as the next chapter, but it should still be able to rustle your jimmies.
I hare to say this dude but even considering this i a genre thst i dont like it was still badly written like it would jump a lot and no clear reasoning to the reasoning actions takin by the main character