I am a 22 year old college student working for a degree in Motion Picture and Television, where I hope to make movie trailers/film editor.
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I went up to my room to throw some clothes on. Even though none of my parents would be home for hours yet, I still didn’t like parading around naked, even in my own house. I threw on another pair of boxers and a shirt. I went back downstairs to grab some paper towels and try and clean up the sofa as well as I could. When I got back downstairs though, I heard a slurping and moaning sound in the living room. I went in to find none other than Discord, the spirit of chaos, lapping up the puddles of Fluttershy’s excretions with pleasure. I was both horrified by his appearance and disgusted by what he was doing.
“I have to say,” said Discord. “These juices are very rich.”
“You’re disgusting,” I said as plainly as possible.
“Where are my manners,” said the draconequus, levitating in the air. “My name is-”
“Discord, I know, you-”
“Okay, blah blah blah all the introductions. How do you like your new game?”
“I’ll take it.”
“What do you want with me?”
“Want with you? I just want to play a little game with you and-”
“Bullshit. I know you’re a first class liar. What do you want with me?”
“Fine. If you must know, this game has magical powers.”
“It was just a group of horny bronies in some town in a place called Louisiana who casted some kind of black magic spell on a Jumanji board game and some of these My Little Pony figurines. And voila, you now see the finished product.”
That explains the ponies’ acceptance of the humans.
“What happened to them?”
“Beats me. I’m just accountable for the ones that were stuck inside the house.”
“Stuck inside the…” I went to the door to open it, only to find it locked and shut.
“It’s no use,” said Discord. “You can’t escape here until you win this game.”
“What have you done?”
“What have I done? You’re the one who rolled the dice.” Discord laughed.
“I ask again, what happened to those people?”
“Two of them were lost forever in the game world, how they died I don’t know, while one hung himself in the closet. The other starved to death once his refrigerator ran out.”
“Are there others?”
“Many,” said Discord. “But all failed. Just like you will.” Discord laughed again. I had enough of this. I grabbed the dice from the board.
“I’m going to take my turn now, so I’d like it if you left.”
“Fine, party pooper,” said Discord. I then felt my boxers be pulled down around my ankles. “Good luck,” he chortled behind my ear. I turned around to find no one there. Then I felt a moist flesh move from the bottom of the base of my penis to the tip, and turned to see Discord licking my dick underneath me between my legs as he flew into the gem at the center of the board. “You’ll need it,” he finally said before he was gone. Of all of the horrifying and disturbing things I had ever seen, heard, or felt in my life, nothing will top Discord licking my penis.
I wanted to be better prepared this time. Knowing that my life was on the line, I wanted to understand how to play this life or death game. I read the rules on the sides of the game board. It said that every space I land on will bring me closer and closer to nearing the end of the game. However, the game would get harder depending on the mind playing it. On every space, a pony whom I had to have sex with would appear in the gem. I would then be sent to Equestria to have sex with that pony. Once I reached the gem in the center, I would face the ultimate boss.
God, knowing this game, it will probably be Discord.
Once I defeat this boss, it said I would be the new “god” of this world.
Whatever that means.
However, I wasn’t going to win by reading instructions. It was time for another go.
I rolled the dice. Seven.
Yes, now my luck is coming back.
My piece moved seven spaces. I also noticed that the space I was previously on turned from its dirtied ivory color to a yellow space with Fluttershy’s cutie mark. The piece landed on the seventh space. The hazy text returned.
A genius pony at night and day, Twilight Sparkle is your next lay.
For some reason, I wanted to touch the gem to see if it felt like something when pulling me in. I was then pulled through the gem portal and sucked in, shrinking to fit.
It feels like being pulled into really loose clay.
I fell unconscious again.
I woke up inside the library of Twilight Sparkle. I saw Spike looking over me. I was half expecting him, seeing how I’m already fully aware of the game and who I was supposedly supposed to have sex with.
“Twilight, he’s here,” called Spike.
“What?” I managed to get out. Suddenly, the purple unicorn appeared in a flash of white. Even though I knew she could do that, it still scared the hell out of me.
“Oh my goodness,” said Twilight in an insanely excited voice, pulling down my pants with her magic horn. “I’ve been waiting FOREVER for my next turn.”
“Waitwaitwait!” I said to the frisky mare.
“Wait? I don’t want to wait anymore.” I thought real hard through my panic, but I remembered the friendship report written by Spike in Secret of My Excess. It was a long shot, but it could do the trick.
“Today I learned a great lesson about friendship. Well, you might think that it would feel good to get lots and lots of stuff, but it doesn't feel nearly as good as giving something special to somepony you really care about. But I learned that it truly is better to give than to receive, and that kindness and generosity are what lead to true friendship. And that's more valuable than anything in the world.”
Twilight was taken aback by the use of that report, but she interpreted it the way that I had hoped and she settled down.
“So, what do you want to do?” she asked me.
I loved the way Twi and Me was written, but I knew that the best part of the sex that I had with Fluttershy was the spontaneity. So I opted to try something. Despite how original I wanted to be, I have always wanted to lick a unicorn’s horn.
I slowly brushed Twilight’s beautiful mane to put her in a sense of ease. I then wrapped my lips around the base of Twilight’s horn and sucked, bringing me further up. I tried sticking my tongue on it, but the static shocks I was receiving made me hesitant. Twilight was fully enjoying this. She moaned as my lips slowly escalated up the horn.
I then decided to stop being such a pussy and put my tongue on her horn. Despite the initial pain, the shocks ran through my body and to my groin, causing one of the fastest “get-ups” I’ve ever experienced. I went back to sucking the horn while licking it in circles. These actions made Twilight drip a little from her vagina. Spike suddenly appeared behind her and lapped the juices that spilled onto the floor. I pulled away.
“Dude,” I yelled. “That’s messed up.”
“Spike!” yelled Twilight. “Go away. You’re ruining it.” Spike ran downstairs, not to be seen again. “Sorry,” she said. “Spike can’t help himself sometimes.”
Baby dragon my ass.
“Now what?” she asked.
“Well,” I asked. “What do you want to do?”
“Nopony has ever asked me that,” said Twilight. “In all honesty, I just want you to rut me.”
“Really?” I asked. “Just that.”
I walked around to Twilight’s rear.
Jesus. It’s wetter than the Mississippi here.
My dick was getting hard looking at her dripping pussy. I knelt down, putting my face right up to her moist lips. I then hugged her ass and dragged my face up from the bottom of her vagina. I heard the pony yelp when I started at the bottom, more than likely having touched her clit. I then decided to rev her up by gently gnawing her clit with my teeth, swirling my tongue on it too for good measure. The poor pony had trouble keeping herself together, writhing and squirming the entire time.
“Quit teasing me and rut me!” she shouted. I did as she told me, and I took my fully hard boner and plugged her vagina with it.
Twilight couldn’t be any happier, her whole face sweating with a large smile. I wanted to do something similar to my clitoris trick that I did with Fluttershy, so I formed a thumbs down with my right hand, and grabbed my dick with my other four fingers, my thumb below my penis. With my hand positioned where it was, my index fingers knuckle was rested on her ass. Whenever I would thrust forward and back, my thumb would rub her clitoris while my thumb would press onto her asshole. Twilight was going wild.
“Stick it in me,” she moaned.
“I already am,” I said.
“NO! Your fingers. Stick them in my flank!”
I assumed that since I was already working on her vagina, I assumed she meant her asshole.
Whatever floats her boat.
I took my knuckle off of her ass, and stuck my left middle finger in her ass.
I was expecting to come across a sloppy pile of shit as I dug inside of her, but it was immaculate inside her. As I worked my finger inside her, I also squeezed her anus at certain times, eliciting a moan from Twilight. I continued rubbing Twilight’s clit with my thumb, fingering her in two places and rutting her as well. The feelings of Twilight’s vagina and her ass around my finger were more than I could bear.
Twilight’s multiple penetration also seemed to get the best of her. We both moaned as our orgasms came. And in a magical moment, we both came together, her flood of fluids being hit by my string of semen inside her womb. The pleasure in Twilight caused her to swoon, forcing me to pull out before she bent my penis with her fall, causing our liquids to spill over the floor. I laid on my back next to Twilight’s flank as I pet her sensitive vagina, causing Twilight to kick involuntarily. I then opted to lick her vagina to see what she tasted like. Hers tasted like a fruity syrup also, but I couldn’t put my finger on it.
It was some kind of berry I could be sure. I then smelled my finger to see if her ass was at least smelly. The only scent I could pick up were any vaginal juices that got onto my hand.
Twilight eventually woke up.
“Are you ready to go back?” she asked.
“Wait,” I said. “Let me put on my shorts first. I don’t want to keep replacing a pair of shorts every time I come here.”
“What do you mean?”
“My first one was at Fluttershy’s house. I left my clothes there.”
“I’m sorry. Tell you what. I’ll grab your clothes from Fluttershy’s and then the next time you come here to have sex with somepony, you can come here and get your clothes back.”
“That sounds great. I’d like to go back now. The quicker I get through this thing the better.”
“You were great,” said Twilight. “No one has ever made it before, but I hope you’re the one.”
Twilight then enveloped her vagina around my face. Before I could be sent back, I licked the inner wall.
Raspberry, that’s it.
I was then sucked through her vagina and thrown back into my living room on the couch.
“Okay,” I said. “This couch is probably a goner.”
I looked at the space where my piece was, and smiled to see a purple space with a magenta star on it. Next move, here I come.