I have a bunch of half-written chapters for it. I have a bunch of half-written chapters for all my fics...

You all saw this coming. I think I'm the only one that didn't want to admit it.

Sorry guys.

A rather fun gag as well, truth be told.

Nevertheless, you all saw a chapter of The Guide go up and I'd hate to disappoint, so here's a real chapter to go along with it. I'll be taking the gag chapter down shortly, perhaps in a day or two.

EDIT: That is, I'll be taking it down if the chapters are to be compiled into a separate story. I'm suddenly not sure on that point.

Well now, this is a surprise isn't it? Seems one of the very first Xeno side-stories has had an update, and it's a corker if I do say so.

It's NSFW so be careful when you go and read it.