Today, I have achieved my previously unknown goal of surviving an explosion. Fucking gas stoves and their combustible heating method. Basically, I turned on the oven and tried to turn on one of the burners on the top. Some of the burners don't work, and I can't always recall which one of the dials turns which one of the burners, and which ones work. Furthermore, the spark that turns them on doesn't work, so I have to use a lighter. So, I opened the gas, tried to light the wrong burner, and when

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