I suppose it's only appropriate to go out with a bang.

Or a flood, in this case. Of semen. Gallons upon gallons of semen.

Thanks, guys, it's certainly been a year. Let's hope 2017 is also a year. Which I'm pretty sure it will be. Unless time breaks.

Do you think time will break in 2017? That'd be just awful.

Hittites clashing with Crusaders. Cavemen and Gauls fighting. It'd be madness.

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So there's a new group on FimFiction, and it's all about Soft Hands!

I'm not even joking, it's literally a Soft Hands group. We're even hosting a writing contest(an actual writing contest) because we've both probably lost our damned minds at this point.

So you might be wondering what this has to do with the tagged story.

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So of course I gave them full permisson.

Enjoy Twilight's Palace is Covered With Semen.

Although it disappoints me that they did it on an alt, but whatever. Not everyone feels comfortable being associated with a fic about semen floods. I probably shouldn't, but my mom thought it was alright, so whatever.

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So... uh... Twilight's Bathroom is Flooded With Semen has over 1k upvotes.

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