My story, Discord's Diary has stayed in the feature box for 2 minutes, 34 seconds, 169 milliseconds! I counted every moment!
I have validated my life with this brief spotlight, as it glazed over me in such beautiful, delicious brevity. I couldn't be happier! Really, guys!
Oh! That must be the police department! Wow, they respond to hostage situations quick!
Lol, don't get freaked out, I'm not holding anyone hostage. XD