"Wake Up and Smell the Ashes" is in desperate need of revisions: spelling, grammar, etc. Anyone want to give me a hand?

When I submitted "Wake Up and Smell the Ashes", I had no idea it'd become so popular. Personally, I don't even think it's that great- I've definitely written better stuff.

But now, it's earned me my second feature. I seriously don't know what to say...