WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Nah but seriously, if anyone actually stuck around I cooked a lil something up in muh big kitchen of words and stuff.
Enjoy!

...Or don't I mean I dunno live your life as you see fit I guess.

Indeed, even I was surprised when I actually wrote a new chapter. For the good few hours it took to write, I was in a state of constant surprise, until I was finished at which point I was no longer surprised and therefore ruined the surprise.

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Seriously, I haven't written anything in ages. To whom it may concern, I'm not quite dead yet. The next chapter has been delayed over and over again for two very basic reasons, one being that I am a lazy bastard, and the second one being that... Well, I read to much. And so I would like to take a moment to explain to you, my lovely audience, one of the many hidden dangers of writing. Quite simply, reading another story of much higher quality has this nasty tendency to shatter any and all

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I'm back once more to inform you that, indeed, I am still working. The next chapter is coming along nicely, and I think we'll be seeing some very minor background information on our little pest. I am talking bear bones info though, so don't expect anything too exciting just yet. This chapter is a tricky one, and it isn't made any easier by the fact that some predictions are already being made about the direction FQaC is going in. Seriously, I need to step it up if I'm going to surprise

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Yeesh, when Chapter 5 went live, I wasn't expecting this! The amount of support (I overuse that word and we all know it) shown here in one day is a massive payoff, and it makes me proud to write this story. Without being too sappy, I want to say that seeing the notifications right now of comments, and favorites is absolutely heart-warming, and that's coming from me! Thanks so much to all of you Crazies, whom keep me writing FQaC with your presence alone.

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Well, not really Manhattan per say. I've recently been offered a chance to proofread, and so I thought I should mention it now in order to give me an excuse for not writing chapter 5 a few weeks from now. Obviously, I will still be pouring all of my creative effort into FQaC (For Queen and Crazies), this will just give me the opportunity to observe a FAR superior story at it's base stage, giving me a chance to sabotage the competition better understanding of how larger stories operate.

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Done.

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Hey again guys, I think I owe you a bit of an apology. I have kept Chapter 4 on the back burner for far longer than I expected to, and I can't really excuse it with 'quality control' anymore. I'll openly admit that I've been stupidly lazy with this chapter, and it isn't very fair for me to keep pushing my due dates with this one. So, once again, i'm terribly sorry for my lack of delivering the chapter that I promised (I need to stop making promises, by the way).

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Hey hey hey! That's right, chapter 3 is in the bag, and it is not at all a jarring change of pace for the story! Just kidding, it doesn't make any sense at all and is likely a testament to my awful writing, but at least I can still write puns! Hope you all enjoy the newest chapter, now if you'll excuse me, I have many important meetings to attend to, and a lot of important people to meet...

/facedesk

Holidays are over folks, and you know what that means! Chapter 3 is being beaten out of my head as we speak, and should be in your sights fairly soon. Thanks again to everyone for sticking around, I've had a lot of fun with writing ever since I started For Queen and Crazies, and it's only gotten better since then. Things may get a tad bit more serious in the story at some point, but it's still a comedy at heart. Don't worry, you'll still get your dose of puns and punchlines of course.

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I did it; with blood, sweat, and tears, I did it. Chapter 2 is live, and I have to admit, it was a hellish thing to write. Dialog just isn't my strong suit, and it was certainly no easy task to write an entire chapter based almost solely on dialog between our favorite pastel colored drinkers. Maybe i'm being over dramatic, but seriously, this chapter was a full time job for me! I hope some of the effort really manages to shine through, because it's 2:30, and I am NOT in the mood to

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