Well, it's close to the day that makes people think they are legally allowed to be jackasses. I ignore it and refuse to leave the comforting confines of the concrete basement, but last year I used the time to write a joke SCP. I'd like to do that again for this year. Currently, I have two ideas for a joke SCP, but I'm feeling a little "Meh." on both of them.

SO I am asking you, my readers: can you think of anything in My Little Pony that might make a good joke SCP? All ideas are welcome.

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Item #: SCP-002

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002-1 and SCP-002-2 are currently uncontained, and no measure has been theorized to effectively contain either as long as they are together. Containment has been restricted to surveillance of the subject and limiting exposure to civilian populations until suitable containment can be constructed.

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The subject is to be placed in a standard containment unit capable of restraining docile life forms and equipped with all amenities to prevent the subject from accidentally harming itself. Due to its mental deficiency, constant vigilance is a necessity in order to prevent accidental self harm. A trauma team is to be placed on standby at all times should any accidents occur, or for unforeseen complications during testing. (Rescinded on ██/██/████)

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Le using the gDoc transfer tool to upload new chapter of SCP-███.

Hey!

Wake up!

Minecraft got updated. You're about to be next!

How did that get featured?

huh

for reasons i guess

i need a new description

Not something I expected from a story with 81 favs. Yet still managed to acquire 15k views for some weird reason.

Still, I've had this one in my head ever since I thought of the Site-16 story conceptualization. Have fun with the newest SCP-███ entry.

Tonight