Shhh, don't tell anybody but the stupid cunt is gonna update shhh shut the fuck up idiot.

HOLY SHIT THE STUPID MONGOLOID UPDATED GO READ THAT SHIT IF YOU WANNA I NEED ANOTHER DRINK MY DUDE

Well, I'm fresh off a drunken bender and ready to hop back into writing.

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Fuckin' nailed it.

Now to get to that future career.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

HABEEB IT!

Mono and Stratosphere made their way to the pitcher’s mound, waving and smiling at the ponies surrounding them. Mono took Stratosphere’s hoof in his hand, slowly shaking it. They kept up their smiles, even as they threatened each other.

“I’m gonna stomp your hollow-boned spine into the ground, acquaint you two properly.”

“I’m gonna toss you off a cliff and watch you plummet to your death.”

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OH SHIT NIGGA

Word count: 4068

Word- fuck: 32
Word- shit: 14
Word- ass: 15

Expected length upon completion: 4800-5500 words (give or take seven hundred words)

I'll keep ya posted.

“Sweetie Belle,” Mono said from his place at the pitcher’s mound. Sweetie cocked her head to the side as she watched Mono from the benches. His head slowly rose to meet her’s, the whites of his eyes seeming to shine with maleficent energy.

This was what Mono was truly capable of when he put his nose to the grindstone. Truly, a force to be-

“I GOT THAT FUCKER GOOD, HUH?”

“No, he’s not taking this seriously at all.”

IT'S HAPPENING

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Chapter 26 will be one week late due to midterms. I repeat: CHAPTER 26 LATE DUE TO MIDTERMS. Expect it the tenth of February.

Peace.

If you play League of Legends, and you don't wanna solo queue, then add me.

MonoLovesLolis

I play support a lot. Bring ADCs and Junglers.

Let's fuck 'em up.

Another notoriously short blog for you guys and gals. I am experiencing a bit of writer's block. I have a few chapters done for BwBb, but nothing I'm comfortable sending out without some serious re-editing. Slime City 16 is experiencing technical bullcrap. I need to replace my laptop's battery STAT. I am emotionally compromised because the Fallout 4 'teaser' site was a hoax. Psychology is really fun (side note: so is etymology). I want Planetary Annihilation. I can't stop reading H.P. Lovecraft

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