8/13/2014, Obligatory, "I'm Not Dead... Yet" Post · 11:01pm Aug 13th, 2014
Hi, all! Just wanted to remind you that this little hiatus is not by choice. My laptop's motherboard decided it no longer wished to live with my laptop's HDD and filed for divorce—then took out a restraining order on it and demanded the disk stop spinning, or else. Naturally, this resulted in my poor HDD slamming his head off the wall repeatedly, and now he has brain damage and the doctors say he'll never remember anything ever again.
Man, relationships can be nasty.