I appreciate all the upvotes, favorites, and comments. "Epidemiological..." was at the top of the fimfic feature box when I woke up this morning, and I write because all'y'all like what I write, so my sincere thanks.

Also, this is yet another datapoint supporting my long-held hypothesis: [CMC] character tags + [Comedy] tag + [Sex] tag = Feature Box cheat code.

Glad you enjoyed!