I've been tormenting the folks on FiMFiction Discord for months with this silly bollocks. Do I think that Equestria's financial system is actually underwritten with the alchemical transubstantiation of base elements into golden specie by... well, alicorn piss?

Probably not?

Anyways, since I haven't actually been getting much else done the last three weeks or so, here's something seriously not serious. For a change.