So, it looks like It's Not Creepy (It's Sweet) is no longer in heat. As of this writing it has 193 upvotes (my second highest, by a hair, over Spike's Visit), and a jaw-dropping 53 downvotes, even higher than the inexplicably controversial Hot Harvest.

Well. That was interesting. I will ignore all this data and just keep writing whatever the hell I want. But thanks to you all for reading! More stories later.

And this time for what I normally do!

Thanks to Cerulean and all y'all! There's a reason I do what I do.