...it has vomit in it a little. Finally, right?

It's horrible sexual humor, and involves nonconsensual gay times with a little help from Rarity. Really, I have no excuse for this fic beside tormenting Anon in every way imaginable, and some ways unimaginable. So yeah, pull up a late night drink and good luck with this one. You'll need it.

-Pencil

Edit: AAAAAND it's live!