“Mister Cake,” Zenith said, pausing just inside the kitchen door. “How are you?”

“Swamped,” Mister Cake replied as he pushed his way back out into the store through the bat wing doors. “Grab whatever you want, just make sure you eat something before school, Pumpkin.”

“Okay Daddy, I will.” Pumpkin looked around the kitchen. It was messy. It was always messy in the morning. The early morning rush was on.

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So... just how SPECIAL is Zenith Zephyr? Well, let's have a look, shall we?

S: 2
P: 8
E: 3
C: 9
I: 7
A: 4
L: 7

I suppose that is one way of putting it. What an idiot. Everypony knows that Charisma is a dump stat. What a n00b. He'd never survive in the Wasteland.

Perk: Queer for Alicorns. This perk makes you the laughingstock of all that know you.

Since I just know that people are going to ask... sigh.

Pumpkin Cake

S: 8
P: 3
E: 8
C: 4
I: 8
A: 5

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The Education of Zenith Zephyr. It can be clicked on over there. Thataway. ----->

I can't link to it because it's mature.