You people both fascinate and confound me.

So, I wrote a story. I wrote a stupid story. I wrote a stupid story in about two hours around midnight. And it found its way into the feature box. I don't even...

Regardless, it clearly left quite the impression with you people. Many of you laughed, and that's good, that's what I wanted. A laugh.

But now you people have put me in quite a pickle.

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