I looked around us. "Uh... hi there. Sorry to interrupt, but do any of you know where we can find the nearest hotel? We kinda need someplace to stay for the night."
The smaller figures--that turned out to be shining, glistening ponies upon closer inspection--looked at me oddly. Nobody made a sound. Nobody even seemed to be breathing. That is, until...
"It's a trap!" one of the ponies shouted. This started a downward spiral that could only have bad consequences.
"They're evil!"

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