So, when we here at the Canterlot Cackle (Canterlot's premiere gossip tabloid) witnessed the arrival of Princess Celestia, the upper class breathed a great sigh of relief, knowing she would bring order to what has up to now been a most scandalous state of affairs since the arrival of a certain Shadow King who has been TOO liberally indulging in public displays of the adulterous kind.

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Now we've all see the scenario of "Sombra's Harem" in this blog here...

...and here...

...and here...

And btw, Shining Armor, yes, you SHOULD be worried

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Looks like Facebook Bronies & Pegasisters want the Crystal Empire next. King Sombra approves! If it comes back, he has a chance of getting out of that blasted, Princess-infested Canterlot setting...but he'll be taking his harem with him!

Okay, what could possible be worse than last time's scandalous image of Rarity kneeling before her King? Well, prepare yourselves for a shock, ponies, 'cause here it comes, like a bad tabloid with touched-upped photos, only they AREN'T touched up -

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Mmmm...I agree, Twilight Velvet. Makes me wish I were trapped in Canterlot with you right now.

Course I'd probably er, ship you all off to the Everfree Forest to reduce the competition, but that's besides the point...

...mmmm...muscles!

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Annnndddd...he's off and running. Askre had warned me his Sombra tends to just keep to one corner in Canterlot, near his castle (can you imagine the King of Shadows being SHY?). I sure as HELL can't, lol!

So, is my Sombra shy? Turns out no. He's more like this:

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So guess who shows up in my inventory after THREE DAYS of bitching to Gameloft? Yeah, this guy.

I wait until I can get him alone and unhassled by work or distractions ...I want to savor this moment.

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So something silly tonight in the hopes there are other players of Gameloft's My Little Pony out there who would enjoy this or would like to hook up on the game.

I haven't played for a while, then I saw they finally got King Sombra in the Gameloft game.

I was like

So guess I gotta pony up, as it were, and get the Mane Six to get my Sombra. Well, every King needs a harem, right? 'kay, why not?

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