The old group seems to be gone. This can't stand, not my watch. So I made a new group.

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214539/celestia-x-human

Yes, that was a cheesy Minecraft title. I have an idea for a Minecraft build, but I don't know where to find the layout of... Celestia and Luna's old castle in the Everfree Forest. And yes, I have taken my Brony-ness to the Next Level.

Sending some love...

I got my first reading! TheLegendaryBillCipher thought my story was worth doing an audio reading for on his youtube channel, Rainbow Infinity. It's hard to put into words how flattered I am to see (or hear, in this case) one of my stories get adapted to audio format.

You can listen to the reading on the Rainbow Infinity channel here:

How heavy is big sunhorse? That's something I need to know. Canon version, not my crazy fan fiction version.

She seems to have a fondness for cake, so that doesn't do her any favors for her weight.

Okay, so I have a few ideas for some fanfictions that I would really like to write but for one I need help deciding.

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It's time to return to the lewd with the long overdue third part of Celestia's Student Reform System. I'm expanding this beyond a trilogy so I hope this next entry holds up in comparison to its predecessors. Enjoy and let me know where this one stands going forward.

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Just a small part of the chapter I am working on:

Dreams and Nightmares

Mag looked herself in the mirror, her reflection looked taller l and with a narrower face. Her skin was also darker, with higher cheekbones and softer eyes.

She had never look so pretty so of course she knew she must be dreaming.

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The photo upload option on for blogs sucks ass.

I guess I'll have to describe the image and joke.

You know that one episode where Luna and Celestia get their cutie marked switched? Luna being tired in the first part of that episode is me on Mondays hungover and tired after spending 8-10 hours at a sports bar eating hot wings, drinking beer and watching football on Sundays.

Laugh dammit. Or you'll wake up with a hangover.

In a flurry of horny-induced late night keysmashing, I have finished the tomka story!

With the exception of stories I've marked as Hiatus cause I dunno what to do with them, all that's left to finish is the story about Chryssi and Cady in that universe where nightmare moon won!

Just gotta come up with some good ideas for that one...

Hey everypony!

I've uncovered a story from 2015 that I never published, but now I have. If you could give it a peek, that would be rad :)

TCelestia's Crazy Contraptions

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Celestia invents things. Things go wrong.

• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Celestia

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The Ministry of Image, a group of Russian bronies who print hardbacks of famous pony tales, is coming out with a great new anthology of stories about Celestia: "Tales of the Sun".

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This was a dream I had, cleaned up slightly to make sense. Sort of.

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These names are bad.

Nightmare Moon made sense because night - mare - moon. A mare of the night that controls the moon.

You know what's a better name for Evil Celestia/Corrupt Celestia/Nightmare'd Celestia/The Celestia that flipped the metaphorical table and burned Equestria into a wasteland to save it?

Daybreak Doom.

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Decided I will release Thursday 4/15 instead of Friday 4/16. Upvotes make me 🎶happy🎵! Think Autumn Blaze. In chapter 8, a royal guard pony will try to find who Princess Celestia sensed casting so strongly in her vicinity. The reason is not at all what Starlight expects.

Hey guys.

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Good news for humans and alicorns (found on Instapundit). New research shows chocolate cake for breakfast may⁽*⁾ help you lose weight.

(*) or not.

Rumors of this research being funded by extra-terrestrial entities is entirely false. Really.

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Do you praise the sun?