"Her daddy got a big aeroplane,
Her mommy holds all the family cash,
A beautiful blows, I stay at the corner,
She is living in and out of tune.
Hey you,
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your vitamin C.
Hey you,
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing, you're losing your vitamin C,
Your vitamin C.
And at Christmas riding on her pony
Or she is stepping on the pigman's head,
"On a dilemma between what I need and what I just want
Between your thighs I feel a sensation
How long can I resist the temptation?
I've got my bird, you've got your man
So who else do we need, really?
Now I'm here, I may as well put my other hand in yours
While we decide how far to go and if we've got time to do it now
And if it's half as good for you as it is for me