As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good.

Thorax stepped out of his new room, his best smile on his face. However, no sooner had he stepped through the door did his hoof slip on something soft, and he found himself getting close and personal with the hard wooden flooring, face first and with a loud thud. He groaned as he lifted his head, a slight daze enveloping his mind. There were sounds of muffled childish giggles close by. Shaking his head as he stood back up on to all fours, Thorax turned to his side and was met with the

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Huh.

GUESS YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S A LIVE READING HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH- liked, commented, subscri-

This Isn't War is not a story about suicide, you brainless, cynical wastrels.

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EDITS: NorrisThePony is judging in Word Worthy's place, and the deadline is the same time, but the date is Jan. 10th, 2018.

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why is that even still in my calendar

uuuuuuuuhh
feel free to leave questions ig? i'm likely gonna be super bored later [unless some stuff happens idk] so i'll prob pop on again and answer them [i'd also be down to just like, conversing or smth]

also like
what are we feeling for what to do while i'm here all day in May? i have no plans it some times it feels like it's coming fast haha

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"I think I'm in love," Aragón said, dreamy expression on his big dumb face. "My heart goes a-flutter every time I stop to picture the color of those lips."

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Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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I've been a mess for six months due to illness. No COVID-19 symptoms (yet), but I teach, so things are nuts.

Hay there, beautif—OH BUCKING TARTARUS THAT NEEDLE IS ENORMOUS

Let's talk recovery and wolf plans.

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JINGLEMAS IS BACK, dudes.

Follow the link, sign up, get prepped and get hype for more holiday shenanigans. This year it's being run by someone far more competent than I am, which means shit's gonna be bigger and better than ever before.

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👏 stop 👏 recommending 👏 me 👏 chariakko 👏 art 👏
👏 I 👏 do 👏 not 👏 like 👏 or 👏 support 👏 that 👏 kind 👏 of 👏 thing 👏

I think I've mentioned in a recent blog that I've been working on a revision for Favorable Alignment, because I found some things (a short list of things, but still) that weren't up to par and really looked like they were in need of just... a once-over, of sorts. That story is by far my favorite of all my works, and I would like it to reflect that. Hence the revisions, when I have the time for them (and cramming in updates for Enemy of Mine because that is a thing, also). So far,

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A friend of mine hit me up today and between flexing on me with how well he eats on twelve euros a month and further reminding me I live in a dystopian hellscape, he asked me to share this around if I could:

Pin Guardians: Drinks and Sweets

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Write-a-thon is over because I'm super tired now, but I might try this again tomorrow for a bit longer so more people can join in 0: Tomorrow fill in the last prompts I got before closing the event :3

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Because I have nothing better to do, I have taken the liberty to find wigs that work well for MLP characters for your cosplay/ costuming needs.

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So yeah, BronyCon tomorrow, which is very yay (such pony, much yay), but we have to sit through the flight now, which is not so yay. And we were supposed to take off at nine twenty, but we were delayed and we haven't even boarded yet which also isn't yay.

Edit: OH WAIT

WE BOARDED

THANK YOU FINALLY HALLELUJAH TIS A CHANNUKAH MIRACLE

Edit 2: OKAY TAKING OFF IN LIKE TWO MINUTES I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN LIKE THREE HOURS OR SOMETHING BYEEEEEE

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I'll spare you the wall of text by linking you a google doc that has said wall of text.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10NNHgZOW4Rz9DhCtzjUsa-ZZcR9jv1VmQqdFLDfvWpY/edit?usp=sharing

But basically it's unbelievable that after this whole year of being desensitized to this circus parade of a presidential election, this is what fucking sends me reeling. Unforgivable.

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He put out a new music video today.

Of him hosting the presidential debates.

While singing the debate questions at the (autotuned) candidates.

If that isn't up your alley, he also has an unboxing video, of him unboxing his 2015 Grammy Award that he got in the mail.

A totally normal day for him.