Guess what, folks? The next chapter of To Serve In Hell is... well, let's be honest, floundering a bit. But it's drafted, and I'm bringing in reinforcements to help whip it into shape for June 1st. One challenge is that it's very much a "middle" chapter, so it sets up stuff that doesn't really pay off yet. I fear I may have another couple of those coming as the story works its way through Canterlot. But to some extent I don't see a way around that... the

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Ok, i'm going to be quite frank with you guys, i'm in a bit of a writing slump at the moment. Rewrites for HLW have hit a wall as i come upon ch5. As soon as i finish this and the next two, i'm going to start publishing, but i gotta get through this boring, but necessary text.

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That is all.

So, I wasn't going to write a Nightmare Nights story, because I didn't have any scary story ideas I was actually going to finish. But then while pooping, the ideas suddenly came to for instead comedy: "Raritiy's Whore Story". Basically a short comedy about Rarity wearing a slutty costume to a Nightmare Nights party and attempting to seduce Fancypants or possibly another stallion (and/or mare!). So my question for you, fellow writers, is what shenanigans, scenes, lines, tropes, memes, etc.

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*clears throat*

EDIT: Consensus reached. Shadow of a Doubt shall be known as such for now and until the end of time.

So what's the consensus on name changes for fics? I mean, I know it's allowed, but how do readers feel about it? Shadow of a Doubt was kind of a spur of the moment thing, and though it's grown on me since, I've recently been struck with an even better name. One that's essentially been in the story's description the whole time.

Solace in Starlight.

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Had to take a REALLY LONG TIME OFF

Sorry

But I graduated from college and besides helping my family with stuff and at some point finding a job I'm super free to write again

Which means I get to introduce some more fun characters and all that jazz

Funnily enough I had to figure out the fun with a few characters with more principals- yes that is spelled badly on purpose to make a point.

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So yeah. Mistakes were made. I can't personally verify this code since I already made my purchases on Friday, but if you missed out on that, there's a better deal out there for today. Again, you can go to https://ponyfeatherpublishing.com/ for a list of books to buy.

Osto Vinya nauva ustaina!

Make a comment saying the next chapter is releasing soon
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves

Too long.

For these past three months, you’ve gazed up at the sky and your feeds for any signs of hope. Any sign of his return.

And you’ve found none.

…until now.

*bum buh-buh-bum-buh-bum*

That’s right, folks.

*bum buh-buh-bum-buh-bum*

Hope has returned.

*bum buh-buh-bum-buh-bum, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh*

The hero Equestria needs has put on the cape once again…

*bum buh-buh-bum-buh-bum, bum buh-buh-bum-buh-bum, Bah-Dah-Dah-DAAAAAAAH*

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Good Evening my dudes.

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YOU SHOULD DO IT TO! FOR THE MEMEZ Read.

Yes, really! A brand new story, not a lootsoo, not an edited version of an old story, and a story all about a certain changeling queen too! It should be around 5k words, so strap in, it's going to be a fun one.
Maybe.
Well, I think it's a fun one at least.
I had fun writing it anyway.
...I may also have been sleep deprived and/or drinking, but fuck it. I like the story. Gonna post it whether you all like it or not, so there.
I should...probably try to sleep.
Goodnight maybe.

-Pencil

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I don't want to imply that I'm not floored by the love and tollerance of most of the Brony community, or that I'm not very pleased by the reception my writing gets. But: WHY DO PEOPLE DOWNVOTE MY CLOPS? Are these people homophobes (they definitely are, my M/M fics get hammered especially hard)? Do they think incest is gross? Understandable, but don't piss in my cereal. Is it because I don't actually have a sex drive IRL and I'm getting how sex works wrong? Is it because I have a chart detailing

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A few years from now, perhaps sooner, I like to imagine myself on the stage with a band of my own jamming and rocking out some of our original material, having fun together while making a difference in the social dynamic of the world we live in, trying to find an antidote to make it a little better. When there is so much hurt in the world, music is a massive comfort for so many injured and wounded people who all share the same form of pain, alienation, torn self-confidence and ravaged

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Lightning Dust nudged the shopkeeper on the withers. "Pally, I'm looking for this guy called Blueblood, you seen him? Blonde, kinda wimpy, talks prissy? He looks like you asked an eight-year old to draw a hairdresser."

Blueblood caught the mother's eye. "Terribly sorry to bother you, I wondered if you'd seen a friend of mine. She's a teal pegasus by the name of Lightning Dust. Short and very angry, her face looks a little bit like a political cartoon."

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Hello, my dear readers.
I come before you today to deliver an announcement on the future of How Love Works. This is something I had been mulling over for quite some time so I shall give it to you straight. I am going to once again rewrite the entire story. It has come to my attention that HLW is quite lacking in some areas.

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Not everything about this update is bad.

Wrote about 350 words today. Wanted to write more but I got woken up at six thirty cause of kids.

Will write more tomorrow. I like silence and my sister’s timetable of when they would stay over and save the boatload of money they would have shilled out for childcare and all that is actively wrong. They said and I quote “Sunday through Thursday and then we go to our house on the weekends.”

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