Now, I suppose this doubles as my I’m going to Bronycon post, so, uh

I’M GOING TO BRONYCON YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Hey so after he met Angie can you post which I think made me lose a few followers, I just gave a piano and organ performance for a few of my friends were coming down from mushrooms wow that was a light duty work it is nice to have filming restaurant if your first time like I was OK but I'm glad I didn't have more. Anyway I'm gonna make sure to write more my little honey fanfiction for you guys.

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fuck off I've got exams come back to me after xmas ffs

Me Matthew from Devon, tried to jump of a motorway bridge and it end with my leg hitting a side of a fence almost halting my fall and landed on my side on a grass bank and somehow came out ok-ish.

I don't even know what i'm doing anymore, here i am now sitting at home with my right leg and arm in a cast and like a fucking idiot. I betrayed my family and my sisters, i fucked up big time. This is the worst thing i ever done in life.

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Ren: "I'm... not the best at talking."

Nora: "...Then SCREW talking." *big damn kiss, the two embracing*

Oh hell the fuck yes. FINALLY.

I don't have any books in it, but several of my good friends do.

And Aragon.

Oh my gosh he looks like a douche on a surfboard.

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The fastest way to my heart is by purchasing a cucumber for me to eat.

Of course:

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IS ARTILLERY GOING OF IN WISCONSIN, MAYBE A NUKE LIKE WTF

THUNDER FUCK OFF IM TIRED

Yes it's me Michael Ing, to anyone who knows me personally... well shit.

I might do stupid comedy stories or whatever in my free time, I wouldn't really be doing full-fledged sad stories, just short funny ones. But who knows, if I get a good idea for a full on story I might as well work on it.

Right now I'm planning on doing some small stories, like Twilight has some competition when a new filly comes to Ponyville and the two try to outsmart each other.

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The story The Corvette is now out, read into the story of a ship and it's crew in the world of Equestria.

Or smthing idk I ain't a crewmen :>

Read this:

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How to mind fuck someone, simply say this

"The one doing the talking, to ones self is talking to himself, or is it talking that's doing ones self, or is talking, talking itself?"

now who can translate what I said.

PS I'm bored once again.

I suppose it's only appropriate to go out with a bang.

Or a flood, in this case. Of semen. Gallons upon gallons of semen.

Thanks, guys, it's certainly been a year. Let's hope 2017 is also a year. Which I'm pretty sure it will be. Unless time breaks.

Do you think time will break in 2017? That'd be just awful.

Hittites clashing with Crusaders. Cavemen and Gauls fighting. It'd be madness.

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I was having such a great, ordinary night.

Watching 24 with Brady, eating spaghetti....

Then Witcher 3 taught me the word tyromancy, or mages attempting to decipher omens and prophecies through the coagulation of cheese.

Yes. This was an actual thing in the middle ages. Cheese. Predicting the future THROUGH CHEESE.

I am so far beyond done right now.

And I'm still too lazy and tired to continue working on stories, though I do tend to work on them very slowly. I really need to get out more, and also something something.... more work done. I've done nothing productive all day.

Anyway thanks for 129 follows guys/gals.

After a mind-numbing weekend filled with 9+ hour shift after 9+ hour shift, I was finally able to breathe and write some more. It's not quite ready for posting yet, but hopefully in the next few days after one more short shift tonight. And it will STAY short. Someone will have to get down on their knees and perform sexual favors if they want me to stay past what I'm scheduled.

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After finally trying Apex Legends, I can say that I don't understand the allure of battle royale.

More than that, I'm rather annoyed, frustrated, and angry that it's so popular, that people somehow consider this a fun experience.

Some games you land alone, where you scrounge for supplies for eight minutes, until you bump into an enemy squad and get slaughtered in 15 seconds.

Another game you land with an enemy squad and survive for a total of 30 seconds.

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