Not gonna lie. At some point, at least once, I'm gonna write tentacle porn. I gotta. I gotta do it. Just once... and probably to Princess Celestia, no doubt... I have a thing for her, don't judge me.

Becoming an effective, efficient author requires you to both master how to give inspiring criticism and how to take criticism without tearing yourself (or others) apart. In this blog entry, I will show you how.

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At the time of this blog, the second most trending group on the site is the surreally titled Church of the Divine Bacon Horse. I am indirectly responsible for its existence.

The Oversaturated World has developed in several directions I had neither expected nor intended since its formation. Most of the time, I've been delighted by these surprises. At worst, I've found them intriguing twists on the original concept. This? This is just bizarre.

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OK, leaving aside what did or didn't happen at a particular event, the level of concern over spiked drinks is rapidly approaching a moral panic.

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Home alone, hear footsteps or see something out of the corner of your eye?

Here's the solution:

This is Dog Fort.

P.S: If you don't have a dog, iron works too.

I am right about that right? He's a guy? I haven't felt the need to confirm it so I've only been assuming that's true. I could very well be wrong but I'm going with my instincts here. Anyway, I've friended him on Discord (which you should totally do, you can find his name on a blog) and every now and then we have a short convo. I have also recently joined the fimfiction discord server, which you should also totally join cause...I don't know really but whatever.

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I don't know why but there's this weight of stress on my back from lack of school. I've been trying to get back to school and I'm still mad at my mom for getting me kicked out. I also feel like I did something wrong but I don't know how or what or if I can even fix it. There's this feeling of abandonment inside me and it doesn't make sense to me. I just don't understand.... I really don't....

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Hey, I've got some seriously bad news for you guys.

My account has been hacked by Discord.

All of my zero stories have been deleted, all of my Starlight Equality propaganda has been replaced with pictures of Discord, and to top it all off Easter and April Fools are on the same day!

So, I'm sorry to say that I will no longer be active on this site anymore. In fact, I'm no longer a brony. From now on I'm going to watch nothing but Strawberry Shortcake and Littlest Petshop.

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she just may be freezing for life.

Just.... help me get to wa-warmth....

Alright. Be back guys!

Finally putting together a comprehensive author universe after years of writing smaller, disconnected story universes.

You know what's more fun?

Guessing which fics served as inspiration.

See if you can name 'em without posting my entire list of stories.

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Hey guys, I just wanna talk to you for a minute.

Now I am a week late into this, but this is something I want to discuss with you guys. The election was not too long ago. Many people are happy with the results, many people are displeased. To be honest, I disliked both candidates equally.

But I did my duty and I voted. That's all I can do. If you voted, you have done your part.

The nation's response has been mixed. People are pleased with the outcome, others are not that pleased.

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Hey, remember that rant heads-up? Here it is.

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A lot of people put Bad Day to their favorites but, forgot to click the like button!

Reminds me of me.

Just wanted to give you lot a brief update. It seems hurricane Florence has a raging hate boner for my state and, as such, there's a damn good chance I may be AWOL for a brief time. Not to worry though, I have a few stories already locked and loaded for publishing, so the debauchery will continue as scheduled!

Like Noah, I'll survive the torrential rains and flooding upon a boat I crafted of sinful delights and pastel equine buggery!!!

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I don't really talk to you guys at all. By talk I mean actually talk to you. Most of the time I never ask you questions or feedback on ideas and I never use this for anything but updates.

Maybe I could change that.

With this in mind, allow me to ask you all a question: how did you join the fandom? More specifically, what led you to discover ponies? It's always nice to hear other brony's "origin" stories.

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I've lost my friends. Now what...

I...I...

I don't know what...

I don't know what to say...what to do... What to feel

I... I just don't know

Edit 4/4: so... 6 hours of sleep and a day later, I... kinda feel embarrassed for posting this. For those of you that said nice things, thank you. Um, I do appreciate the thought and I do actually try to sound grateful. I just... really don't do well. So... thank you for listening.

So today is kind of a weird day for me. Which means it was the date at which I was dragged screaming from the void and forced to deal with this planet.

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