"Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! - Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 115th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of what is undeniably the very first movie in the James Bond franchise: "Dr. No".

Here's the rundown of it:

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source for the Demogorgon r34 he asks for.

Now we’re at the half way point, I thought I’d post a few thoughts about each episode.

School Daze

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 3rd installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Rocketeer".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Goonies".

Here's the rundown of this adventure:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 3rd analysis on a member of the James Bond franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take on Sean Connery's third outing as the title character: "Goldfinger".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my second analysis on a James Bond movie, I'm gonna give you guys my take on Sean Connery's second outing as the character: "From Russia with Love".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Welcome to Chapter 13, everybody! These chapters have been getting noticeably longer since I started using text-to-speech when checking for mistakes, and I am not sure why. I wonder if I go back and start reviewing the previous chapters if they'd get longer as well after a few passes. Probably not 1-5 since those drafts were sitting in my folder for ages, back when I was gonna write the whole book and then release it one drip at a time. Who knew that releasing it weekly was a better practice to

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so i've been reading a ton of SCP entries and tales, now somewhere near a total of around 3000 including deleted content. Two things that stood out to me were SCP-2480 and SCP-1730, both of which feature pictures of real world buildings, which i have found to actually still exist, so if someone wanted to go find it, they could. I have actually found a vending machine in my building's basement that exactly matches how SCP-294 looks, so I am curious, are there any other entries that give a real

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Ever since near the start of this year, aka Saturday January 4th, 2020, a DeviantArt user by the name of 13mcjunkinm has been doing Artwork scenes of my TG TF stories via as requests from me. Now as of today, aka Thursday November 12th, 2020 (aka the 10th Anniversary day of when Unstoppable was first shown in theaters in the USA), it has been completed.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the second film of the Indiana Jones series: "The Temple of Doom".

Here's the summary of it:

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Yeah, most of you probably saw that coming. But not this!

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 6th installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Willow".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Just kidding. I continued writing Chapter 13 today and it's coming along very nicely. Not that much missing anymore, so, unless natural disasters or sudden illnesses strike, expect Chapter 13 for tomorrow!

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