… it is difficult to stay on the Internet when one is in the hospital with 3 broken limbs and only a SmartPhone. Bedpans are not as fun as one would believe. My limbs should be weight-bearing in mid January, thus althowing me to walk again, and I should make a full recovery in about 6 months.

I was going to update Foolers Rush In when I realized that basically everything involving the forest was written wrong and I'd need to rewrite a significant portion of the story to make it better. What's wrong with it, you may ask? The forest itself is... kinda boring. Yeah, the Highborne thestrals are all well and good and Juniper is kind of a mustache-twirler but she does her job. She's serviceable. What I really can't stand though is how empty and useless the forest is. After talking things

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19 more days before the milk is gone...

18 more days before you can call the police because of a break in...

This one took a lot out of me, I kept going back and changing bits, altering segments and checking for continuity among other things.

I could agonise about it for much longer, but I decided that the only way forward is to post it. Let me know if I missed anything and, as always, constructive criticism is welcome.

I want to thank you all once more for your patience.

Enjoy the update!

Once again, the antivaccers killed someone much more deserving than life than they:

Man Dies After 43 Hospitals Couldn’t Admit Him

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