And has Whoopi Goldberg been saying more idiotic things?
WHOOPI: "We may not like when Republicans win, but we don't go and we don't storm."
SEN CRUZ: "Whoopi, did I miss an entire year of Antifa riots?"
WHOOPI: "I don't know what an Antifa riot is."
Woke Liberal Soldier?
Instead of their name and rank on their uniforms, they'd demand their pronouns and pride flag emojis instead... right?
And their corpses?
The pronouns on the toe tag.
Dog Tags?
WokeSolidiers: Oh yeah! Kink belongs on the battlefield!!!
PSA: Leftists seem intent on throwing pies at normal people, so please remember. If hit with a leftist food item, bathe thoroughly afterwards to avoid contracting an illness, for example, Monkey Pox.
Yeah, that word is, the N-word.
So, apparently, Elon Musk has bought Twitter. Good. I hope, many leftists have severe bouts of mental anguish due to this news and reality, they must now face. Facing reality is the one thing, many leftists can't do without having a few panic attacks, severe feelings of invalidation and those "I'm literally shaking now right" moments.
Celestia's Talk With Alicorn Twilight
So now you are an Alicorn
Oh happy day! Congrats!
You used to be a unicorn
But now you're so much more than that
Yes, though these new wings, so big and grand
Are clumsy, confusing, and uncoordinated
One day you'll take off, soar, glide, and land
In mind, every flight equation you have formulated
Soon, it'll be the one-year anniversary of the "Mostly Peaceful" protest against the election results at The Capital. Expect leftists sharing their survivor stories, continuing struggles with PTSD, nationwide memorial services for each and every broken window pane and complementary public safe spaces made available by government mandate.
"It's like the Pearl Harbor and 9/11 of the feels of the nation and racial justice."
- Survivor, who was 40 miles away at the time
Swastika Raid - Eliminate Leftist Infestations With A Handy Can Of Spray.
So, just watching videos on YouTube and I noticed a few leftist losers complaining about swastikas in old footage from a game, you know the kind of freaks that have infested this fandom and websites like Twitter, derpibooru and even this site to some degree. In fact, I'm sure some of you are those very same leftist trash yourselves, but anyways...
So, I had an idea.
So, these days, students can opt out of saying the Pledge of Allegiance?
The only reason I'd opted out of that, isn't because I feel that the US is an oppressive nation. No, it's because I don't feel it's oppressive enough!
No, seriously, I've been advocating for certain things for decades by now. You know, real oppression, not what the blacks and transsexuals whine about supposedly experiencing.
Ummm... SU will be back day 6 and so MLP on day 12 and new EQG movie day 26... CAN I FREAK OUT (more because I'm already)?!!! I'M SO EXCITED! So I guess... my life will be gone when this all hits me AT ONE TIME. It feels so good actually. And we will have a Rarity episode! RARITY IS BAE :3 Now freak out with me:
Story Hour with ClownFluff
*Deep Manly Voice*
Cloudpuff: Yes, I believe I was scheduled to read some stories today.
~Outside~
Posey: Looks like it's another call to the Proud Stallions... sigh...
Found the better version.
I, personally, know a few White Nationalists, Far-Right, White Christian Males etc... they're actually a very diverse group of people.
Perhaps there's still hope for our civilization. Perhaps...
Do we march into battle against the wee within the Wi or do we allow the wees to wander into every Wi within California.
Wee in the Wi or no wee in the Wi?
That's not even a question... Thanks, France.
my dad is threatening to check every single thing ive done using our house's wifi ever and if he does I am practically dead
I'm gonna lay low for a bit and probably not go online at all just as a head up
hopefully this all blows over and I end up alright but if not I want you guys to stay safe and know I care about you
and in case of an emergency I might give my log in to an irl friend so she can keep you guys updated
thanks for sticking with me!!!
Spoilers below the cut! There will also be spoilers for next week's episode, as well.
And you can expect this to be a thoroughly exhausting report. Read more after the break!
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And now, a thorough and exhausting report:
tl;dr it was awesome.
Longer and thoroughly exhausting edition: It was thoroughly awesome, and i'm probably gonna watch all the S8 episodes except for shitty ones involving the ancestors given what this one was like.