I'm back, batches. (Let your cookies come. They will all fall before me.) And boy do I have a doozie for you today.
So recently I've been marathoning Star Trek: the Original Series. I've also been playing in a campaign of Ponyfinder (ponified Dungeons & Dragons) for almost two years now. I've been meaning to do a blog post on that, in fact, but I've never gotten around to it. Anyway, both those things came to a head last night in another extended and detailed dream sequence.
first name: Shaprax.
last name: Dricil.
species/races: Dragonborn & male.
classes: bard from the College of Whispers.
age: unknown.
Height: over 6 feet tall
Weight: almost 250 pounds
Eye Color: green
Language: Common, Draconic, Yipyak, Dwarvish and Elvish.
first name: Verric.
last name: kobold necromancer. he does not have a last name but who every ask for his last name, he always said "kobold necromancer" so... yeah.
species/races: male kobold.
classes: necromancer.
familiar: weasel. and don't call the weasel a "he" she will get piss off and will try to bite your face off.
age: 130.
Height: 2'8".
Weight: 47 lb.
This was originally posted in the Purrverse group, a group about cat ponies. I'm not sure why they have it as "NSFW", it's just a group about cats/ponies.
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Now I know this isn't quite MLP related, but it is cat related and it could be potentially used for a cat pony themed DnD 5e game, so I thought I would present this cat race I've been working on and ask for your thoughts.
"I always homebrew tortles to be allowed a certain ancient-ness to them. 50 years!? Are you kidding me!? Real life ones live over a century at least, so long as they aren't killed! So my Tortle, Cyrus, is on his "See the world before I see the end" pilgrimage and he's nearing 300, instead of nearing 50." - from TheZombunneh
Specifically, halfling-centric DnD-based erotica.
Please.
I am a weak man, and I need your help, champion.
This quest is available for 48 hours and rewards 1 copper, +1 XP.