"AM I HAVING AN ORGASM??!!"

Firestorm collapsed on the floor and started to furiously rub his flashing Cutie Mark of a flaming X, making exaggerated moaning noises. "OH BABY!" he cried in a deep moan. "OH FAUST, OH BABY! YES! YEEEEEESSSS!!!!"

"Stop it, Storm," Noble told him, half a smile on his handsome features.

Firestorm, however, paid him no attention and continued to jerk his hips forward, writhing in fake ecstacy. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- "

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Into original fiction, where the characters have a sort of human-fantasy tinge where people have rainbow-colored skin and a mark on their breast marking who they are. Traditional fantasy creatures abound, like the, uh, dragons and changelings and anthropomorphized animals.

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In addition to another large batch of Christmas-themed meemees on the 25th, I'll also upload a Tempest Shadow ASMR fic, plus an update on A Rather Large Adventure. Imma treat you all. You deserve it.

As a special present to those reading A Rather Large Adventure, I'll upload a new chapter today that I finished just in time.

Prepare for a new chapter in the Everfree Forest, full of tension, humor, blood, broken hearts, and a surprising amount of emotion in Chapter Seventy-two: The Three Warriors.

I'm not a lazy bum! Hard to believe, right? I'm working hard on writing and editing the next chapter of A Rather Large Adventure. On their way to the Tree of Harmony, the party is accosted and challenged to a climactic fight. Blood will be shed and hearts will be broken on the next episode of--I mean, the next chapter of A Rather Large Adventure: The Tale of the Three Warriors.

What if I ended A Rather Large Adventure with a rickroll or some other bad prank?

I have agreed to create an approved spin-off to one of the longest and most-viewed works on this site, The Lost Element, by Humanity. It's been going since about 2012, which I have to give mad credit for. Now, in this spin-off, I intend to create something that can easily be seen as plausible to put in the story itself, but which ultimately won't. I only started working on it today, and I already have more than 4k words in it. I highly urge you to check it out when you get the chance. It will

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College, writing my stories in Docs, trouble working with Excel on my Chromebook, falling behind in my Stats class as a result, and generally feeling hopeless.

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Prince Blueblood!

Vs!

Nooooble Blaaaaade!

Begin!

NOBLE: I come charging into battle with a broadsword and a shield,
But for you, I won't bother! You're not that big a deal!
I'm loved 'cause of my swagger, and my talent with the blade.
You're pitied 'cause you're a fat jerk who's never getting laid!
There's no obstacle against me that I won't destroy!
For my friends! For Equestria! And for you? I don't think so, boy!

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As it is, it's 5k words long. This chapter'll mostly deal with the aftermath of the recent plot arc. You all had very action-packed things recently, so this is a cooldown.

Do you like conversations? You get four of 'em! Twilight with Freedom Fighter, Pinkie Pie with Tempest Shadow, Rainbow Dash with Firestorm, and, of course, Noble Blade and Fluttershy. I've been writing sporadically (what with my going to college and all) but still, it hasn't left my mind.

For me, it's much easier to visualize and express pain because you experience pain more than joy, and everyone reading it can relate to it better. Not everyone experiences joy, but everyone has felt pain. Humiliation, loss, guilt, sickness, horror. And once you know bad things, it's much easier to appreciate love and beauty and acceptance and smiling like an idiot for days on end.

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Twilight Sparkle stands alone on a hilltop overlooking a hundred thousand Noxxa, stretching into the distance, a sea of roiling black. The sun is setting in the distance. Her friends are struggling to rise to their hooves.

Marshal Malice is at the head of his army, wielding four Black Blades in his arms. Pale, thin, and sickly, he looks like a horrific maggot merged with the Alien mother queen. The Elements of Harmony are floating above his head, coated with an aura of darkness.

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Any avid reader of my work will tell you that my stories are replete with Christian themes and messages. I am guilty as charged. I lifted ideas, themes, passages, entire verses, and whole scripture stories out of the Bible and the Book of Mormon and spliced them into A Rather Large Adventure, The Thousand Changeling Warriors, and Sure, Sex is Nice... The scriptures are the most important books in my life, and without them I would not be the uplifting, funny, talented, empathetic, and inspiring

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We couldn't have asked for a better end to MLP.

I saw it before it aired on TV in the US, so I'm ahead of the curve. I won't spoil a thing, though. I care too much about you all to do that to you.

The theme here is definitely a Chiasmus kind of poetry, and for my friends who don't know what that word means, it means it begins and ends the same way. It's found in the Bible a lot in scripture verses, for example. There's nothing scriptural in this last episode, though.

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A girl that's cute, my age, and doesn't mind snuggling and talking?! Anyone? I've been snuggling my pillow lately, for goodness' sakes!

Ah, why does it matter? I have to go on a mission anyway. No girlfriend for two years at least.

Gosh, I feel pathetic. And irrationally angry. And hypocritical. Guess that's the proper mood for me to write in, though. How else can I make the emotions feel so real? When you read, your pain is the character's pain, and the character's pain is my pain.

And when I do, I think to myself, "Was I really that gay back then?" An enthusiastic 16-year-old who had no idea how to write fan fiction? And best of all, how I managed to somehow make it work?

The newest chapter of A Rather Large Adventure has been released. And with a chapter name like Fire From the Sky, you already know something awesome is going down.

When you find the time, could you let me know what you think? (I use the word you in a general term) I honestly love you all.

Will this chapter have a happy ending? Or will the girls have to face one more challenge to retrieve Noble Blade?

Sitting at a whopping ten and a half thousand words, this chapter is one for endings. Twists and turns are my master plan. Every new paragraph might bring new tidings of either joy or despair.

It's going to be great when I release it tomorrow.

It's called Sudden Death.

Again, a refresher: Noble's on his way out, Rarity's captured with him, Spike is going into Black Fang Redoubt alone, and the Noxxa are about to descend upon Appleoosa once they're ready with preparations. What can the girls do? And can Noble Blade make an impossible choice?