Lootsoo strikes again.
...LWTSIW, for those who don't get it.

Who cares. I have a fever. If You don't get it you're dumb.
Anyway, it's really short, really stupid, and has to do with elections. And there's lots of blood. Hope it gives a few of you a laugh or two.
I hate you all.

-Pencil

That's a terrible acronym and I don't care.

Anyway, new 'Living With Twilight Sparkle is Weird.' It's...not sex, but sexual in nature. It's short. I don't care. Enjoy.

Also, thanks for coming out to the podcast last night to a lot of you. I had a lot of fun, it seems you guys did too. The Good HIE list seems to be a good group of guys, and I'd be happy to do that again. But c'mon, get on your question game. Everyone knows why I hate Spike now.

-Pencil

Adapted from one of my favorite things to have written in the last few years. Enjoy some Twilight and Zecora shenanigans.

Let the updates of 2016 begin.

Also...why the fuck is Changing Desires still in popular. What have you done. I blame you.

-Pencil

Ok, the most recent little itty bitty Twilight story I wrote for that collection (an old one) is one of my favorite super-short oneshits. I don't know. I liked writing it. It's dumb and makes me happy.

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Very soon now, a collection of stories will go live, all about Anon trying to live with Twilight Sparkle and how horribly wrong it always goes.
There's death, vomit, and a LOT of stupidity. Like...a whole fuckton. So much.
So enough serious stuff, it's time to get back to doing my drunken oneshits. I'll be adding more to this series as I make them, so it's actually listed as incomplete (gasp).
Enjoy. Looking forward to the puns.

-Pencil

EDIT: Aaaaaaand it's here.