Do you know that feeling when you’ve been doing something the same way all your life, and then you realize that you’ve been doing it wrong all this time. I had that moment when I watched this video:

Don’t think I’m promoting SquattyPotty, though. I think it’s a load of useless crap.

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So the last two chappies have exploded the comments section. So much so that I don't even want to try hunting down all the individual comments that were talking about these. Sorry guys, I'm not going to try to interject myself into a comment chain.

"Cimmerian has given up on his values"

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One of the new fighters for ARMS that has been revealed yesterday is a sexy woman, who uses her hair to fight and has the ability to slow down time when dodging...

Twintelle is Bayonetta!!

This can't be just a coincidence.

I strained my arms hauling around a cabinet, I feel like I'm gonna throw up, and I might not even get officially recognized for my welding project. And the fair doesn't even start until tomorrow. Wish me luck, because I think I'll need it...

Specifically, halfling-centric DnD-based erotica.

Please.

I am a weak man, and I need your help, champion.

This quest is available for 48 hours and rewards 1 copper, +1 XP.

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you read that right.

pics tomorrow.

maybe e🅱ic gamer time.

but midterms first.

because of course I have midterms next week.

I think I may disappear for a while.

I need time to myself desperately and I happen to have a talent at not being found when I don't want to be. It's my strong-suit.

I'm going to log off sometime across the next few days, so my account will be idling until I return. I'm trying to plan my next move in life, job hunt, sort some things out, the usual. Clear my mind a little before I snap and scream.

I'll see you all on the other side. 💛

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Peace, love, empathy,

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If I'm not completely wrong then the third season of SAO started this week. I decided to wait with watching it until this is over and I've caught up. S3 should only be about halfway over then. Maybe I'll even continue with these blogs. We'll see in the future.

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(Did anypony else notice that Twilight Sparkle used DARK MAGIC to turn the alicorn potion from purple to white to divine why Luna and Celestia were missing in the episode Princess Twilight Sparkle?)

Methinks the little alicorn Princess is holding back on us *grin*.

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Hello, everyone. It's been a year but I never thought I would come back.

So yeah, the new story I've worked on is finally here at last. Well, I have to wait till it gets approved first but if you want to know how big of a story it is, it's at a whopping 24,000 words. My biggest one to date and I hope it's one that people will like.

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Never assume a toaster WON'T fail catastrophically while you take a poop.

Don't burn your house down.
-Fuzz

I had a good night UBER'ing tonight, so I wanted to make words. I asked for help deciding what to write. This was my first mistake.

The answer was as silly as expected:

So...what do you get when you combo
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/386599/horsedong-shimmer
-with-
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/231066/a-dazzling-sunset
?

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Yeah, feeling better. Stalker livecasts will resume this Sunday. Looking forward to bonding w/my peeps and mebbe seeing some new faces, too.

12:00 noon Pacific Time. Catch the usual gang of Sombra crazies on my Picarto channel at https://picarto.tv/HailKingSombra .

PonyDragon brought this one to my attention, and while it doesn’t quite qualify for the Not-a-contest, it’s got a pony on Earth and it’s got a pegasus dealing with flight rules.

EFlying While Pegasus

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy

Rainbow Dash keeps landing in trouble. For flying. Seriously? She's starting to think it's deliberate...

• Human
• Rainbow Dash
• Other

Lets Do This · 2.6k words  ·  258  7 · 2.8k views

Which is something that very much has my interest.

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Update - livecasting on Sunday is a go.

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Gonna cancel the Stalk Me While I Write livecast tomorrow. Been sick for a week and while I'm recovering, I'm just not up to it yet And 'cause it wouldn't be the same without my bestie Pixel_Spark in the chat room. If I can, I'll work some on the next chapter of Mad Seeress, which is almost done, tho I may want to break it up into two chapters.