(During the Battle of White Tail Woods)

Blue Fang, Dagger, and Pharynx trotted through White Tail Woods, scouting ahead for the other Devil Horns. Unfortunately, however, the three Devil Horns were lost.

“So, Head of Patrol, which way?” Dagger asked, looking at Pharynx.

“I don’t know!” Pharynx snapped. “I’m a Sergeant, not your bucking map!”

“Fellas!” Blue cut in, causing the two to look at him. “Calm down. We just gotta keep on walking.”

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Dagger ran up to Zenex and Hive. “Hey Zen!”

“Hm?”

“I have a dare for you.”

Zenex tilted his head. “What is it?”

“Try to not be cute!” Dagger chirped.

“W-What?”

“Dagger, it’s Zenex, how can he not be cute?” Hive shuddered a bit.

“I dunno. Void your bowels a bit?” Dagger sarcastically suggested. Not like Zenex would actually—

“O-Okay then...”

The other two looked over. “Wait wha—”

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Dagger sat a table, anxiously waiting for his blind date. He had a rose bouquet tucked away, planning to give it to the date. Granted, the thorns were still in, but it was wrapped, so the thorns wouldn’t poke them.

Soon, a reformed changeling sat down.

He looked up from the menu. “Oh hello— SNAPDRAGON?!”

The changeling immediately looked over. “Oh no... not you.”

Dagger sighed, looking at her. “Well... we’re here now... let’s just... try and make it work...”

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“Hey, Venom? Could you help me with something?”

“Hm?”

“I uh... have this weird urge to do something stupid.”

“Okay, do Pharynx then.”

Blue watched as Dagger held a sign. “Are you still advocating for no more Dagger abuse?”

Dagger smiled. “Nope! Now I’m advocating for no more couch abuse.”

“...But you’re sitting on a couch.”

Dagger looked down. “Oh...”

Blue facehoofed. “Dagger... Sometimes... You’re special in your own way...”

“Whatever...”

The Fangs had gone rope jumping in celebration of Blue and Ky finally mating. Kydra was... less enthusiastic. She stood over the cliff, her harness strapped on. Blue held her.

“Don’t push me Bluey!” she said.

“Don’t worry, I won’t...”he nuzzled her. “You trust me, right?”

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Blue sat in his room, looking at an assortment of random junk items. First he counted. “Uh oh... we’re missing our favorite nymph. Where could he be guys?” he asked...

...to the junk items.

He got up and walked over to his drawer, pulling out a quartz crystal. “Aww... there you are Zenex!” He then began tickling the crystal. “Coochie coochie coo!”

He walked over to an empty Sparkle-Cola bottle. “There you go Zenex. Right next to Hive.”

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Dagger when he finds out Kydra might be the Bugbros‘ step sister:

The Dagger 2: Innocence Lost

This story is the official sequel of The Dagger, a story I wrote like... some time ago And after granting her my blessing, Sapphire Valley, a very wonderful person decided to take it upon herself to write the sequel! Such a sweetheart.

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Blue, Sting, Mantis and Dagger sat down, just talking. The Mantis said something that they all agreed with.

“Yeah, the bees knees,” Blue said

“The cat’s pajamas,” Stinger followed up.

“It’s the... chickens trousers?”

“...”

“...”

“...”

“What the buck was that, Dagger?” Stinger asked.

“You guys took mine!”

“Alright guys, I’m the teacher,” Stinger said. Blue, Dagger, and Mantis looked up. “Any questions?”

Blue raised a hoof. “Why does being over weight, cause blue hair in some females?”

Then Mantis raised his hoof. “If video games make kids more violent, why are they still so easy to beat the crap out of?”

Then Dagger raised his hoof. “If your wife dies from child birth, can you press charges on the baby?”

The other Fangs laughed.

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Blue, Dagger, Mantis, and Stinger walked off of the stage or their next show.

“That was awesome!” Dagger chirped.

Stinger nodded. “I know!” He smiled and looked over to see Silver looking over. He smiled and ran over. “Hey Silver! The show was amazing! Did you—”

“Yeah, yeah, where’s the check?” she asked.

“Oh... here it is.” He held his cut out. “I was thinking we could split it even—”

She snatched it. “Thaaank you.”

“B-But...”

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Hivehunter snarled as he threw his tenth dagger at the hive wall, quickly reaching out to grab another one. “Damn it, damn it, damn it!”

Zenex flinched as he and the other Fangs watched from afar. “...What’s he so upset about?”

Blue sighed heavily. “It’s about Snapdragon, Zenex... she just told him she was moving to Baltimare.”

“What? Why?”

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Blue woke up a few minutes later. He looked down to see his chest had been hit by a magic blast. He blinked before noticing he was laying against a tree with Pharynx and Dagger at his sides, still unconscious.

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Blue, Mantis, Dagger, and Stinger were in the academy, teaching some of the nymphs while Thorax watched.

Dagger walked over to a couple posters. “At our school, numbers are fun!” he said, reading off of the poster. He then walked over to a poster of the solar system. “And this is the sun. If you touch it, tssc, ooh that hurts.”

The others couldn’t help but laugh.

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No seriously now.

Sorry for the very very very long absence in chapter uploads. I don't really have any real excuse for that other than my time being consumed more by games I liked playing...

No worries, though. The Riftwalker has had two updates, one prologue and one normal chapter. A third one is in the making, but I'm sort of waiting for opinions on continuing the Skyrim Crossover.

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Blue, Dagger, Stinger, Mantis, and Zenex sat in front of the four older changelings’ instruments.

“Okay Zen. We’re rewriting your song, and we want you to sing okay?” Blue asked.

“Okay. I remember my parts.”

Blue smiled and watched as the others grabbed their instruments.

[Blue Fang]
Move behind the lines,
A nymph is breaking the confines!

Instrumental

A force deployed from the Queen’s hive.

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Archaeologists won't be happy until they get cursed or unleash all the plagues.

https://www.zmescience.com/science/archaeology/rock-crystal-dagger/#:~:text=The%20intricately%20carved%20crystal%20dagger,researchers%20who%20investigated%20the%20site.

The three changelings sat behind cover as the magic beams continued flying at them. They looked at each other, before nodding and standing up.

The guard Captain raised his hoof up. “Hold fire! I think they’re surrendering!”

The guards stopped firing, looking at the changelings, who were growling. “Haha! We’re victorious!” one guard cheered.

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Blue Fang and Dagger walked through Ponyville. "Why are we here?" Dagger asked.

Blue looked over. "Well, today is some kinda Spring holiday for these ponies, and I thought we should check it out."

Dagger rolled his eyes. "So what do they do on this 'holiday'?"

Blue thought for a bit. "Well, I heard they search for eggs brought by some giant bunny."

"Whaaat?"

"Yeah, I don't know either."

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