Junk Mail Trolling · 3:08pm Sep 8th, 2017
One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."
And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.
When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."