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Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018
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#I went to a bookstore with my sister today
#found a book named ADAM'S TEMPTATION
#a truly horrible erotic book
#and I started reading out loud the most egregious sex scene I could find in it
#some talk about how the main character wanted to 'feel the meaty undulations of Adam's abs'
#and I started increasing my volume
#up till my sister closed the book in my face
#preventing me from yelling graphic description of terrible sex for the entire bookstore
#and as she put the tome back in the shelf
#she muttered
#'fool me twice...'
