Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

• Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
• Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

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It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!

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RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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Hope you had fun with those crossovers. Some of those sounded like they hurt.

...oh, fuck me. Fuck me with a belt sander. I just looked at the link for your new one. It's Mykan. It's Starfleet.

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No, really, I can. Even when I haven't had much of anything to show for it lately, I'm writing and that does mean that I haven't quit. I've never been the best at using these blogs to connect to people like other users on the site, but if you had been worried that I had forgotten something, downgraded to a lurker, or something else, then I haven't. What I have been doing is working on packing and everything else that comes with a move, and have been working on various tasks for this over the

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Everyone does favourite pony or favourite episode lists, so I thought I’d try something slightly different and make a list of my favourite moment for each pony. These are mostly judged on the strength of my positive reaction to them. So, in some cases, it’s a moment that I think best shows their character, and in others it’s them doing something funny or awesome.

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This Isn't War is not a story about suicide, you brainless, cynical wastrels.

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS looks like elle's gonna win the prize

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR WARS

AND

AAAGGGHHHHH

also i had like 169 new stuff in my feed whut

First: IF YOU NEED A ROOM FOR BABSCON PLEASE HIT ME UP! My friend and I have at least 2 spots open for up to Thursday night through Monday morning.

Okay, so, this is a great community, and from time to time we come together to help each other out.

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This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.

1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~

2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)

3. What country are you from?
USA

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.

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This just happened. I was contacted on Twitter regarding story commissions and now I have my very first patron on Patreon! And this patron is even going all out on it, not only did he start pledging to my Patreon, he also chose the highest tier, my 30$ tier "A Story For Anything And Anypony!"!

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Last week's vote has been tallied. Starting in October, we will be riffing Mr. Enter's fic... but we're looping back to the runner-up, my own work, in November.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 3rd analysis of my "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Raya and the Last Dragon".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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It's risky business, going out your door.

And here I am, doing it again!

Just finished packing, and I'm gonna catch my flight out in a few hours, and then, day after tomorrow, it's Ciderfest time, baby!

And hey, if you haven't heard, I'm gonna be a Community Guest this year![/preen]

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THOSE NIGHT'S AT FREDBEARS - A FNAF-inspired game that takes place in the first original pizzeria establishment of the FNAF lore!

When the lights go out and the doors close
After the animatronic shows
At the hour of midnight, this place is filled with fright
It's a monster's delight
Darkness fills the hallways and the rooms

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[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

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These are the Shadowbolts. The one with silver-blue hair and orange-ish glasses is my next waifu.

Featured Song: Mashups Like This
by Triple-Q

Mashup so good, you can have sex with it dance to it at a night club and not feel awkward about some of the meme songs used in it. Yeah. That.

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