Titled Enter the Griffons—yes, it’s a shameless double-entendre—it’s going to easily be the longest chapter yet in the story, checking in at a very healthy 14,000 words and crammed full of more M-rated action than you can shake a stick or a griffon spear at. It’s already well-over my usual clopfic chapter length, and yet I keep adding to it. You’ll also see some references to Firefly and Feathered Hearts along the way, even aside from FH’s favorite birdie boi being present.

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But before I get into all that, I’d just like to say that I hate Daylight Savings Time. It should be year-round if anything and not make us have to adjust our internal and external clocks twice a year. But I’ll spare you that rant. The main purpose of this blog is to let everyone know that I have not one but two chapters in prereads. Midnight Rising and Firefly are finally draft complete and will be released soon, possibly on the same day, though I do need to make a couple new

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The anniversary is September 1st, and I can hardly let it pass without a new chapter release. Though I’m getting a late start on it, we’re going to try to get a new chapter ready in time. And by ‘we’ I mean me and AJ_Aficionado, who will be guest-writing a new Highborne sequence. We saw the Nightborne last chapter, so we’ll see the other side of the thestral divide in the new chapter. Needless to say, the griffies are playing both bat-pony factions against each other here; they don’t mind one

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Merry Christmas Eve! I can’t promise any legendary Elf Artificers in this blog, but I can promise the end of Tell Your Tale, Season 1. Depending on how you feel about it, that might be even better.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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This was finished after I went to bed. Apologies for the announcement delay.

For last week... did you really think we'd run an entire block of trollfics? These are the fruits of your pain. I hope you suffered well.

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This happened.

This is an actual conversation that happened. Slightly edited and streamlined to be easier to read, but accurate nonetheless. I am legitimately this fucking dumb. But, shit, might as well be me who tells the story.

Aragón: and then my pharmacist asked my sister if I'm always “like this”

Aragón: which I honestly took as a compliment?

Aragón: but I guess I technically can’t go back to that place anymore

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Last week's generic edgelord stuff is finished. Enjoy, if that's possible.

This week's a twofer celebration: Tuesday's release of Mortal Kombat 11 and Friday's release of Avengers: Endgame. If you know me, you can probably guess which is more exciting to me. Either way, we're gonna crossover about it.