I'm on my mobile phone, so there's no way in heck that I'm typing out the full title of the story. But I am very happy and proud that my story has reached the 2000 view milestone! It was originally inspired by the format of Overlord-Flinx's "Know Your Mare", Which again, I'm not going to link to because I'm on my phone. I'd like to let you, Those who follow me or have favorited this story, know that In only two chapters we will be having slashfic guest week. That's because in two chapters I

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Twilight rolled her eyes. "And hopefully these allegations regarding you and Bloomberg are false?"

Zecora took a sip of water from a flask and continued:

"I have not fucked the Bloomberg tree;
Shipping dreams aren't killed though:
For when I'm feeling quite horny
I use my wooden dildo."

"GAH! TMI!" Twilight shouted, trying desperately and failing miserably to get an X-rated image out of her head.

You know what I want? I want somepony to ponify the "Let It Go" song sequence in a completely custom PMV. Think about how amazingly well that would work. I can't decide if Elsa would be a unicorn (Since she uses Magic) who all her life had worn a glove on her horn, or a Pegasus (Since she controls the weather) who all her life had worn socks on her wings. Or maybe even an Alicorn, considering she is a princess after all.

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I'm finally getting around to writing the next chapter of Forty Eight Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, and Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus One That, and you can watch and comment on the Google Doc. Also, I'm annoyed because I slept through my alarms and missed the

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If you see this blog, but don't follow me, it means the new tagging feature works. I know, you're probably going to be bombarded by hundreds of these from all the various stories you follow now. I promise I won't spam you, just if you feel inclined, let me know that this is reaching you. And don't worry, I plan on publishing updates for this story VERY soon!

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