And it’s done! · 10:14pm May 28th, 2021
We finally have a display of reformed Venom Stinger!
Random side note: I was humming “Creep” by Radiohead when making this. I dunno why.
Base by Anxiov-Bases on DeviantArt.
We finally have a display of reformed Venom Stinger!
Random side note: I was humming “Creep” by Radiohead when making this. I dunno why.
Base by Anxiov-Bases on DeviantArt.
“Phaaaaryyynx!”
“Sheesh, calm down, Venom. What do you want?”
“You’re a meateater, right?”
“Uh... yes?”
“Good, then you could help us with the bonfire!”
“Bonfire?”
“Yeah, our cousin’s gonna be there!”
“You have a cousin?”
“Yeah, Kevin! You met him, right?”
“Thank you, come again!” Ramirez waved at her most recent customer who was now walking out the door. Today had been a good day for her, not many ponies have come by so she had enough time to call her husband and check up on her kids.
She was about to do exactly that when the ringing of the bell above the door caught her attention. Putting her phone away, she got back onto her stool and greeted her next customer. “Welcome! How can I help… you…” she trailed off upon seeing who it was.
“...Pharynx?”
Pharynx opened an eye, before sitting up in bed. “...What’s up, shrimpbug?”
Venom huffed quietly, ignoring the nickname. “I uh... heard what happened with you and that... guy uh... what’s his name?”
“What? My dad? Psh, come on Venom, that stuff was nothing. I’m over it.”
“Well, then, I was all like ‘no,’ and then you were like, ’you are!’ And then he was all like, ‘No, but then you are!’ And I was all like, ‘I kind of am.’ So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.”
“You know what, Pharynx? Someday, you’ll go far.”
“Gee, thanks Ve—”
“And I hope you’ll stay there.”
“...”
“Bet you guys I can speak in only one language for an entire day.”
“You’re gonna go with Romaneian, aren’t you?”
“Mhm. Starting now.”
“…Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“But wait!”
“But what who?”
“But wait! You said five words that weren’t in Romaneian!”
Venom leaned against a large stone pillar, clearly minding his own business as he casually watched the other changelings go about their day.
Meanwhile in a bush, Ramirez hid as she watched him from a distance. Right beside her is ponyville's best prankster: Rainbow Dash.
“Okay, so uh… who is this guy again?”
“He’s a friend, well I consider him a friend though I don't know if he thinks the same way with me” she replied as she zoomed onto him through her binoculars.
Both Artworks done by CitrineSkys
So, I decided to turn a couple of comments into a skit. I’m bored, okay? Also, for context, it takes place after this. Also, please, no hate. This is only for entertainment purposes. If I hear you giving hate to this user, I will find you and personally show you the ninth circle of hell.
“Sooo have you apologized to Ocellus yet?“
“Doubt it.”
Pharynx took another sip of his espresso, savoring the taste of the comforting drink. Not bad, actually.
It wasn’t everyday he got a taste of coffee. He hasn’t really checked out the place that his dad was working until now. He was already thinking of coming back next week.
“There you are, ya sick little freak…”
Oh, brother…
“Okay, so... you guys want us to play this song right here?”
“Yeah! We chose it ourselves! Five of us are the background vocals, and I’m the lead singer!”
“Pleeeease guys?”
“Um...“ Blue Fang, Stinger, Mantis, and Dagger picked up their instruments, preparing to play. “Okay, if you insist. Hit it, boys.”
“Hey, Cornalis?”
Upon hearing the general’s voice, the corporal looked up, his eyes widening. “S-Scarab! Heheh... long time no see!”
“No kidding. I see you haven’t changed a bit.”
“Heh... same with you. Honestly... I wouldn’t have you any other way.”
“Eheheh...”
Suddenly, two all-too familiar changelings popped out and leaned into the scene;
“There you are, Rami. How was your job?”
“It went well, not many ponies showed up but atleast I get longer breaks,” Ramirez said as she approached Bezier and Pharynx, stretching her legs. “How about you Bez? How are…” noticing Pharynx she tried her best to hide her blush “P-Pharynx! H-how are you?”
“Eh, could be better, could be worse. I’m average.”
“A-Alright!” turning to Bez, still blushing lightly “c-can I talk to you for a moment? i-in private?”
“Now how does this rock axe thingy work again?”
“It’s pickaxe, Cricket.”
“Er... right. Which is more fit for beginners, though? Mouth hold or hoof hold?”
“Hoof hold I guess. Wouldn’t want a mouthful of splinters or anything.”
The Change Gang looked up to the room that their friends were still residing in.
“Can’t believe it... we have to spend Hearth’s Warming Eve without the Fangs...”
“We probably have to wait until next year for them to spend it with us.”
“All because of those dang freezing trenches.”
They all sighed heavily. Then...
Venom gasped. “Guys, I have an idea. Follow me!”
Changeling: *transforms to look like Venom Stinger*
Venom: “Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.”
“Sheesh, Venom, what happened to you?”
“Dang Hero... hit me with a chair,” Venom answered, holding an ice pack up to his head.
“Ouch. Why’d he even do that?”
“I don’t know! Ugh... it just makes me want to... I dunno flip a table or something.”
“There’s a table over there.”
Once he finally reached the second floor, the shadow glided down a corridor leading to a partially open door, quite possibly a bedroom. Hesitantly, he reached out a shadowy foreleg and nudged it, wincing at the unexpectedly loud creaking omitted as it opened further. That was when he wandered inside the room