Yup, here comes my next one, fresh off the heels of Applejack's. I'm briefly referencing it here at the beginning, so if you haven't read "Sharp," go read that first. Once I'm done with this one, though, I'm out of ideas. I don't know what to do for Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash. If anypony's got an idea, send it my way.
Glamour and Glitter, Fashion and Fame
Let's take Rarity for example, an average sized pony. Could a human gentleman carry her up a staircase as a newly wedded bride? Or would said human need to be a buff tank to lift her?
Now... if the pony is Princess Celestia.... forget about it. Too much cake for most men. The human lifting her would need to be someone like Eddie Hall to lift that big mama horse.
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New Detective Rarity. Gonna be a series, probably 7-8 stories long. Hope y'all enjoy.
Next up: a return to the world of a certain minty lie detector.
-RB
After reading several Spike-centered fics (i don't want to point fingers) I still fail to understand why authors often turn Rarity into negative character just because she rejects Spike. It's often accompanied by comments from readers like "Bitch! He does so much for you and you dared to reject him!? How could you!?! Burn her!".
Honest Apple is an interesting episode. In it, Rarity uses her sway in the fashion industry to give up and coming designers a spotlight. The story centers around preparation for a fashion show hosted out of the Carousel Boutique, with Rarity, Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, and Applejack as judges.
There's just something so satisfying about Rarity saying ''bum'', is there not?
Once again my dear readers, the fan art for this story keeps rolling in I swear
Here's some more fan art by RainbowDashX12345
Daww poor Rarity/Queen Vashti :'( In the chamber of perpetual tickling with her mane all messed up and apparently stripped off all her royal clothing :(
RARITY IS NOT A SEAMSTRESS.
I'm serious, folks, she's not. A seamstress only sews and repairs seams, maybe takes up a hem here and there; that's it.
Rarity is a tailor. A tailor actually measures, designs and creates from whole cloth. Men's and women's clothing, both.
If you can't bring yourself to call her a tailor, then call her a modiste. That's actually closer to what she is anyway, since it indicates an artistic component. Also, it sounds very fancy.
Look at how smug Rarity is being a pony. Her poor, alternate universe human counterpart does not stand a chance. She's much more fabulous. I feel like there must be a story based on this.
I wanted to make a more light-hearted blogpost.
Art by artist:tjpones. Link to this artwork: https://derpibooru.org/images/2643798