I found the oldest draft of my first foray onto Fimfiction. · 11:18pm Jun 28th, 2017
BEHOLD, THE ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL TURD OF A FANFIC THAT WAS “WIELDER OF THE ORB: OF MAGIC AND PONIES”!
(It wasn’t even called that back then. Have an archive.org page for proof.
Linkies!)
As for the fic, I found a saved copy on the hard drive of one of my computers, and reading it over... yeah, just... just catch it below the break.