Yar, me hearties! I know it be late fer a few of ye overseas, but I had t' get this in fer me favorite holiday. So, avast, ye swabs, fer me best mare Turing Test dressed up fer the occasion! May yer coffers be ever lined with booty, an' yer gears turn ever faithful, mateys.

After getting advice from Cadance, Rarity, and Twilight, Turing Test ventures out into Ponyville to see if she can find love, or at least start a romantic relationship. Will she find her special somepony? Can a robot truly love? Will the answer be less disappointing than that one movie that tried to answer that question?

Anyway, new chapter's up!

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Yeah, I hate to say it, folks, but the next Iron Horse chapter's gonna be delayed. There are a few reasons why:

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Have you ever read a story that just hits all the right notes? Something sublime in its execution, an absolute joy from start to finish?

This isn't that. Today, let's examine

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Not much to say here, really, other than to wish you all a very happy 2018. I've got some ideas I'm itching to put down... and you just might see a certain friendly robot in the near future. Happy New Year from me and Greenfinger, everyone!

So, it slipped my mind but yesterday I planned to share a bizarre little story by one of my readers, Obsi (aka Shetland, aka the German kid who haunts Greenfinger’s live streams 😁). This story is about Unit 002 from The Iron Horse and her defrosting relationship with a zombie pony named Hollow. It’s certainly weird, but I’ve read it and rather enjoyed it, and it could use some love, so check it out for some post-Halloween robot x zombie fun. 🎃

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Okay, I had the entire rest of the final battle of Marionettes written and was working on the epilogue...

When my computer had to restart.

I saved, but due to a computer glitch, apparently my doc program didn't get the message and I lost the entire next chapter I had written.

Words cannot describe the rage I am feeling right now.

I was VERY happy with what I wrote, and now its gone and I'll have to rewrite it.

:(

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Quick note here: "Passing Familiarity" will premier this afternoon. Just so you all know, it will be serialized, because I know many people get intimidated when they have a lot to read at once. But, as a compromise, I'll be putting chapter 1 out today and chapter 2 out tomorrow. More will follow next week. I know a few of you would rather read the whole shebang, but based on experience, I think this is the best way to go. I really hope you all will enjoy it.

Celestia looked upon the scene with revulsion. Countless moons of work, many more of content and peaceful living, lost. Her capital was besieged. Once again, her ponies faced the threat of a malicious invading force.

This would not stand.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Yeah. I tried my hardest to get the chapter done, but work hit me hard, I'm searching for a new apartment, I had to travel back to my home state to be the minister for my best friend's wedding, and one of my flights got delayed while traveling, so I spent 8 hours in O'Hare airport. Bottom line: the chapter isn't done yet. Though, for the record, I did get a little work done on my cell phone, but it is pretty hard to write well using just your thumbs.

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Yep, it's here, folks! Right on time, thanks to some help from my trusty illustrator and editors, here it is: the latest chapter of The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! My fellow Americans, let us celebrate the birth of our country by blowing up a small part of it, eating some grilled meat, and, um, reading pony fanfics! (Truly, the most patriotic of activities.)

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It's here! Enjoy!

Yeah, delays suck, I know. And it especially sucks that this has been the 2nd delay in a row. Well, the last one got delayed due to my grandfather's passing, and on that note, I'd like to thank everyone again for their kind words and patience at that time.

This time around, it was a combination of several factors that bogged me down, including work stuff, health stuff, and nondescript personal stuff. Still, I hate delays and I know y'all do too. Sorry about that.

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It involves mind control and a giant robot. Yes.

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What a long, strange journey it has been...

I've finally set up the casting call for the audio drama recreation of Undead Robot Bug Crusaders by Banjo64.

The casting call document can be found here. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IVxDLCS2ly5zKzu5NjShk4-tLi7OgGDjYVti7zknaGM/edit?usp=sharing

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Yep, just as promised, here's a new holiday story on Xmas day for the third year running! This one isn't related to The Iron Horse, but I think y'all will still like it anyway. Enjoy!

I heard you on the wire back in '62...