What if the rest of the Fangs all knew about Pharynx’s crush on Hive and they collectively (minus Hive) came up with passwords for their secret base to torture Phar?
Robotic Voice: Password?
*sigh* “Hivehunter has the prettiest eyes.”
~The Next Day~
Robotic Voice: Password?
*Huff* “Pharynx loves Hivehunter with all his heart.”
~The Next, Next Day~
“Okay guys, what’s the new password?”
You know all the other well-known changeling characters? They all had pony forms of their own.
Thorax has Crystal Hoof.
“Seriously, what is taking you guys so long? It’s been half an hour.” Pharynx pressed his ear against the closet door, waiting for either Venom, Spiny, Scorch, or Flutterwings to come out in their Nightmare Night costume.
“We’re coming out! Get ready!”
“Ready? For what?”
Name: Fortuna Larynx
Rank: Fortuna-Domina; [Former] HeadGeneral of the Changeling Hive
Allegiances: Herself (and anyone else that shares her beliefs)
Personality: Smart, strong, courageous, kind
[Former] Apprentice: [Prince] Pharynx Elytron - Pharynx-Discipulus
It was winter, and the kids were having a snowball fight out in the front yard. Thorax, Pharynx, Ocellus, and Apex were on a team against Smolder, Ember, and Tempest. None of them minded too much about having uneven teams.
Metamorphosis chuckled as he stood at the doorway, arms crossed over his chest to warm himself. Chrysalis strode up to him, in a black jacket with green accents. Metamorphosis smiled at her as she approached.
*Introducing Hive* “This is my ex-boyfriend.”
*Whispering* “I told you to stop calling me that!”
*Louder* “I’m his husband.”
“Aww, aren’t you just the sweetest, cutest boyfriend in the world?”
“You want something. What do you want?”
“Can Griff come over for a mommy-son sleepover?”
“Again?”
“Pleaseeeeeee?”
Thorax: Pharynx, can I tell you something without you getting mad at me?
Pharynx:
First priority: the superfun thing. TwiDash mind control clopfic... parody. With Rainbow Dash as the dominant one. Expect facepalm comedy. Was going to be a oneshot, can't do the idea justice with less than three chapters, so...
"I still can't believe you put me in a dress."
"Oh come on, you looked adorable!"
"Hmph..."
"Now there's only one thing left to decide..."
"Oh, what now-"
"Oh come on Pharynx! There is no way you can read Thorax's mind!"
"There is actually every way I can."
"Okay, one question: how?"
"Heh, with Twintuition."
"Do you mean Intuition?"
"No. Twintuition is totally different. You see, Thorax and I are psychologically connected because we're twins."
“So… why are we doing this again?”
“Because Melody’s making us.”
“No! We’re doing this because it’s fun!”
“So far it hasn’t been fun.”
“Okay, so maybe you got beat up last time-”
“Wait, what?”
“-But this time, you’re doing it with Tempest, she wouldn’t hurt her own boyfriend.”
*To Hero and Ocellus* “I’m not sure what this sentence means.”
“Ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.”
“You can read Germane?!”
“You can read?!”
…
“...That’s cold, Iris.”
Can the Ponysonas Sing?
Melody: Can sing and will sing, all the time, everywhere
Griff: Can sing but will only sing for Meta/Pharynx/Apex
"Eat my dust Temp!"
"Oh you're on! I'm gonna pound you into the dust!"
"Hey losers, when you finish your trash talking, care to notice that I've almost won?"
"Gah! Get over here so I can slam you into oblivion!"
"Hands off my man, Ember!"
"Oh, go back to the thrift store your attitude came from! Now take this!"
Original Song: Daughter by Ryan Cassata
Key:
Pharynx
So many years ago, I cut my hair,
Changed my name as people stared
I went up to you and I did declare;
This is who I am, no matter who cares
I never changed who I am
I’ve always been a man
Still it changed my world,
For some I’m always gonna be a girl
Ever since that day I’ve had a hard time
🎵And his name is Pharynx!🎵
'Tis my masterpiece, based on this (third incorrect quote)
Worship it at your will
*Grumbling*
"Well, I think it's cute."
"Oh yes! The last one!"
"Back off Ocellus, it's mine!"
"Like heck it is!"
"If you want it you'll have to fight me for it!"
"Sure!"
"What are you guys-oh cool! Only one more!"
"It's mine, Thorax! Back off!"
"No, it's mine!"
Night 8
Zenex finds an injured Brokenwing and puts him out of his misery
Winner
Zenex (District 7)
"I...I..."
"Yayyy! Zenny, you won!"
"I... I won!!! Yes! I can't believe it, finally!"
"About time!"
"Woo-hoo!"
"Yay, Zenex won."
"Yay! Go Zenny! Go Zenny! Go Zenny!"
“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”
“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”
“So?! I’d die for him!”
“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”
“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”
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