I've noticed that there hasn't been much activity lately. Is anyone in this group ALIVE?

No.

Ever since Event [][][][], I think the majority of the members here have gone quiet. Perhaps if we [DATA EXPUNGED] we could get them to return?

5063112 I've eaten them all *burps* still hungry though could go for a burger..

5063112
Too many people saw photographs of 5064824's face. I think we all know what came after that.

I had taken it upon myself to exterminate this group. The mission was accomplished months ago.

... Who wants a drink?

5065235 ....
Oh...
This group is dead?
Huh.
...
Son of a [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]!