1351230 Oh.

"Eventually arrive in Ponyville. Logically,everyone is staring at me. Well... The suit is the interesting part. A familiar voice rings."

"Hey, you!"

'I faceplam.'

NOT HER AGAIN.

1351235 redbolt: hay rainbow dash. Rainbow dash: hay redbolt what's up. Redbolt: oh on vacation. Rainbow dash: I see you brought your friend. Redbolt: yeah so what. Rainbow dash: it's kinda wired you should take him to your friend the red engineer. Redbolt: maybe

1351270

"Stare at you"

How is she so nice to you, but such a little bitch when it comes to me?

P.S.: Rainbow Dash is best pony.

1351270

Play this in two more tabs simultaneously.

1351283 redbolt: oh me and rainbow dash to way back oh and she does not like reptiles ever since the red dragon incident. Rainbow dash: and your creeping everyone out I'm not joking redbolt you should introduce him to the engineer. Redbolt: * not amused look^

1351295 "Holler at top of lungs"

SPECIEST

1351307 redbolt: my ears! Rainbow dash: forget this * flies off* redbolt: * not amused look* never do that again!

1351321

It's true! Just because of one incident she has judged all reptiles!

1351327 ugh just let it go please you just gave me a headache with that shout

1351333

I'm sorry. Now, lets get to the home.

1351335 it's okay

1351346

"I play this song while heading over:"

"Some pony says:"

'Turn that shit off and play some Justin Beiber!'

"My eyes turn into slits. I run over and punch the pony into a pile of muscle and bone."

NOOOOOO SHIIIIIIT ALLOOOOWED!

1351357 I hate Justin bieber * luckily no one was watching*

1351384
"We arrive at the home, get in. You take off your armor when we reach the bedroom as I deactivate the AMP Suit."

I sense that you really want to relieve your carnal desires.

1351397 redbolt: ever heard of....... *I am interrupted by a knock at the door* who is it?! Engineer: it's me the engineer lot of mad ponies out here mind it I come in? Redbolt: sh*t they found the body the engineer is a friend unless it's a spy

1351412

What?

If you're referring to the TF2 Engineer, I know who you're talking about.

Gotta go!

1351416 yes I was and will you be back

1351442 Yes.

1351448 okay I will wait then

1351478

I am back.

"Grab both of your flanks."

1351703 * gasp*

* another knock* red engineer: hello?

1351710

We are quite busy at the moment.

"Begin massaging flanks."

1351714 redbolt: oooohhhh yeah * a bang at the door* red engineer: this is important

1351725 Something important can wait until we're finished, gentleman.

1351729 red engineer: nope!

1351735 Too bad. The events that are taking place...

"Throw you onto bed"

... Are very private. Sorry for the inconvenience.

1351742 red engineer: you have ten seconds to open this door or I will blow it down

1351758

You have no idea what you'll see.

"Begin sucking vag."

1351768 redbolt: * blushes* red engineer: * kicks open the door and then close it behind him* now wtf is going on here?! Redbolt: O_O

1351784

"Sees us."

"His reaction:"

I have to go again.

1351793 redbolt: O_O?! Engineer: nope nope nope nope ( will you be back)

1351813

"Car crashes in video"

HONEY, I'M HOME!

1352522 O_O

1352576

Let's get back to business, shall we?

1352589 red engineer: ahem! Redbolt: claw we are not alone

1352605

"Walk up to engineer."

I'll be back.

"Leave."

Engineer: 'What?'

"A few seconds later."

"I smash into the place, the car from the scene from Terminator being replaced by a T-34 tank:"

"Slam into Engineer, who is then buried under a pile of wood."

"I get out."

1352619 * he respawns seconds later* red engineer: nice try partner but those ponies out their ether one want to become a pony or two get out of town and never come back. Redbolt: that's not fair. Red engineer: well ponies don't like reptiles

1352643

They'll have to deal with it. I know that Princess Sparkle's assistant went on a rampage through here, so it's understandable, but no one DIED. They have to grow up! Otherwise heads are gonna roll.

1352663 red engineer: it's from princes celestia herself. Redbolt: O_O

1352667

"Get into AMP Suit"

This is going to be Little Bighorn, then.

1352675 * shocks come from your armor* redbolt: spy! Red spy: yes? Red engineer: nice job partner. * your armor explodes before you can get out*

1352701

No biggie.

"Hit remote. MI-24 Hind comes in:"

"Climb in."

Let the bodies hit the floor.

"Begin flying up."

"A song plays in the background:"

[youtube=http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3De8-sMJZTYf0]

1352701

*

1352720 red spy: * throws an odd kind Sapper onto the bottom of the helicopter and pushes a button and you copter explodes but when you wake up your in a black room with no light just enough for you to see and a ghost appears in front of you*

1352733

The hell?

GRAAAAAAAAH!

"Break free from bondage."

1352740 ghost: fear not you have two choice one return to equestrai as a pony or two go to heaven or hell your choice

1352767

"Smile"

I have my ways.

"Punch ghost. Because we are both ghosts, my fist collides and actually impacts, knocking the ghost out cold."

I'm making my own choice. I'm staying ME!

"Jump back to Equestria. Find myself in a radiation plant as a Greymon."

Wow. Wrong destination.

"Teleport to Ponyville, but not before absorbing radiation. Begin to mutate into something, but slowly."

"Reappear in front of you."

"Turn to everyone else"

I'm not that easy to kill.

1352787 red spy: oh really then why are you not here then * theirs a energy sheild not allowing you to pass* ghost: I told you your choices you will not return any other way understand * teleports you back to that room* let's try this again if you ever want to see redbolt again you will do as I say clear?!