I would basically do tricks on her dare devilish tricks on her scooter

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It'd be totally inappropriate for me to say, "Get close to Rainbow Dash," right?

Hmmmm if i was scootaloo for a day.... Oh ye who ever gave me this il go back and ask for a 50/50 Human/Scootaloo Thats i would do!

Go directly to twilight, tell her the complete truth, and try to get her to split me off into a real pony body there which wouldn't end up back here in a day.

3750669 Get fucked alllll day.

Property damage.

I'd record a song with her. Her singing voice has become so wonderful over the years.

I would totally smoke meth and hail Satan. Maybe some sodomy while I'm at it.

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This.

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Get extremely close to Rainbow Dash and eventually engage in under-age lesbian sex. Obviously.

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Well, I meant more for hugging.

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you fucking disgusting degenerate no wonder aliums haven't visited us yet

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Who says they haven't?

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jeebus.

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Dude was high, though.

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On High, why, of course.

3750669 Probably just do what Scootaloo would normally do, with the exception of inacting some punishment on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

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Close enough to glomp her to near death.

Of course you could always get Scootaloo her cutie mark in whatever you were good at and have a VERY confused Scootaloo come back after you vacate -- that or somehow manage to fly.

Let's just say evil things...

I wouldn't wear a helmet while on a scooter!!!

This

Go directly to twilight, tell her the complete truth, and try to get her to split me off into a real pony body there which wouldn't end up back here in a day.

Then I would help Twilight in making a spell that allowed me to cross between worlds whenever I wanted as pony or human.

3750669 Give everyone I know a heart attack.

3750678 Nothing wrong with that, I mean, WHO would waste such an opportunity, I know I wouldn't.

As for the question itself, I'd look for Discord so he could cast a spell to make me stay as Scoots forever and ever

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I would solve Rubik's cube.

There. Insta-cutie mark.

~Twi

Be the cutest filly ever!!!!!!!

try to find out whether sweetie or bloom have a thing for me or that was just fandom hopes

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It'd be totally inappropriate for me to say, "Get close to Rainbow Dash," right?

I think you ment to say:

It'd be totally inappropriate for me to say, " to f***Rainbow Dash," right?

Well..... I would first Jack off, and then get laid somehow..... because you know for a guy, being a girl is once in a life time oppotunity.
Then i would cuss out DT, spray paint everything, point out the other crusaders talents, do some tricks, and fill DT's pool with liquid concret by... umm..... dont ask how i would pull that off... hmm.... i would then burn DT's house down, hang with button mash and rumble, then after hanging with the crusaders, grab a bite at shuger cube corner, meet the elements of harmony, and finally do the one at the very top if not accomplished yet.

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It'd be uncool to use somepony else's body for that, especially a minor, though. Hugs will suffice.

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True.

1 Drink Red Bull.
2 Fly.
3 Profit?

Well, some of the posts here are pretty disturbing!

Anyway, if I were Scoots for a day: I suppose I'd enjoy being a child for a day, and spending time with the CMCs. Maybe I'd snuggle with Rainbow Dash.

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Go directly to twilight, tell her the complete truth, and try to get her to split me off into a real pony body there which wouldn't end up back here in a day.

There's an idea - if need be, I could offer to use my engineering background to help ponykind (quite possibly starting with Scootaloo) in exchange for a unicorn body and Equestrian citizenship.

Alternatively: Play around on her scooter, round up any literature I can on aeronautics, and leave whatever I find somewhere where Scootaloo would easily see it when she gets her body back.