Looks like you have an old man here now. Someone has to keep you kids out of trouble. Or at least teach you how to blame the other guy.

5729730 I blame you.

5729751 That works too. Can I at least know what you're blaming me for? I need to come up with a cover story.

5729730 Thats symbolism for Obama blaming the Russians

5729793 Oh...well I'll take the blame for that too.

This sums me up.

5729768 Assuming I'm the one who's gonna be stirring up trouble here, mister.

5729806 I guess let the games began

5729811 What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

5729823 I imagine the nerd from Infinite Warfare zombies saying that.

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5729839 Stopped when i saw the "Do not let the childs gamble" sign.

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5729823 Ohhhhh noooos what ever will I do???? oh yeah I'll jsy call my secret coball Principals and Super intendets. They far out class the teachers you can call. And no one can take away my play time if someone trys I take away there play time. So nah nah nah you can't do nothing. Now you're gona get even more grounded. And never forget my dad can beat up your dad.

5729856 What dad?

5729861 The one who just got beet up Son

(I can avoid stuff like that in the future if you want, its all in good fun man)

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5729920 noice

5729924 I have my moments

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5729806 A R E Y O U H U N G R Y ?

W H Y N O T H A V E S O M E P R I N G L E S ?

C O M E E N J O Y T H E S E C H I P S . . . T H E S E C R I S P S . . .

5729730 if you can't tell me what I'm referencing Then ill have to ban you mungo

5730263 Oh come on I came back to Lamplight because of the super mutants in Big Town

5730275 ok your good but I'm watching you...

5730281 Yes sir...You'll find im still a kid at heart sir. Also never forget one day you'll be this old. I'm your future, fuuuuuuuuutureeeeeeeer

5730289 well yeah just playing and plus Macready is a fawllower in fo4 anyways so...

5730294 I know I know text doesn't always convey scarcasiom all that good. I ws calling you sir because you're the boss around here. Time will tell if you surpass Big Boss.

5730354 okie dokie then