I will give you guys super duper sexy times for it

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Hmmm...

Wait... I'm a contributer? What the hell did I do to deserve that?

Did I... did I whore myself out in my sleep again?

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urgay

3293571 Yes. Yes you did.
(prepares suck-up mode) I'm sure you earned it, can I earn one?
(totally not in any way serious btw)

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uruguay

3293569 Sorry. Mod was sleeping. I didn't even need to see the blog when I saw you joined.

Ooh, Ooh, promote me too!