Can anyone tell me where the whole "love and tolerate" thing came from? I thought it was from the show before I started watching, but they never say it. Death Battle had Rainbow Dash say it like it's a natural thing, but it just never comes up in the show. Was it a tweet from Lauren Faust or something?
In honor of my first featured story; more specifically, in honor of the inexplicable Pokemon centered comments; I present this death battle between an electric mouse and electric-eel-infused-man-beast thing.
What in the flying feather is a Blanka? [research intensifies] ...I can already tell this is going to be a fantastic video. Speeeeakerrrrs... Why can't I have nice things?
33291783329165 Kinda funny, I always thought Star Scream was an Autobot. I've never been a transformers guy. The battle would have been over much, much sooner if they hadn't forgotten the Sonic Rainnuke, or whatever it's called.
3329238 Ah, it's just Rainbow Dash. Didn't she have ten more seconds to sign autographs before she stopped a runaway carriage or something? She always makes a show of it.
And given the number of times Starscream fought Megatron in that video alone, thinking he's an Autobot isn't too much of a stretch.
I think the Orbital Friendship Cannon, or the Tactical Rainboom, or the Tactical Friendship Nuke (I think one of those two is what a lot of people are calling it) came after this video was made.
33292613329271 Oh well. Also, I just discovered that Rainbow has said yes more times in the show than any other pony. But you probably knew that already.
3329290 Scroll up a bit until you see the video titled "All the yes(compilation)". And watch the whole thing. My fav part is when Pinkie does that work out thing for the Cake twins and says "Yip-yipyipyipyipyipyip".
It's a play on the following ideas: A lot of fanfics are toxic reading material. Discord eats paper, and it has a taste based on the content. Twilight writes horrible fanfiction.
3329431 You know, I don't believe I've properly offered you my hoof in friendship. If you accept, you officially become my friend. As an added bonus, you get my follow and the right to refer to me as "Z".
The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day: The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play, And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same, A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast; They thought, “If only Casey could but get a whack at that— We’d put up even money now, with Casey at the bat.”
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake, And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake; So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat, For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all, And Blake, the much despisèd, tore the cover off the ball; And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred, There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell; It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell; It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat, For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place; There was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile lit Casey’s face. And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat, No stranger in the crowd could doubt ‘twas Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt; Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt; Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip, Defiance flashed in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air, And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there. Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped— “That ain’t my style," said Casey. “Strike one!” the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar, Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore; “Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand; And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone; He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on; He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew; But Casey still ignored it and the umpire said, “Strike two!”
“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered “Fraud!” But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed. They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain, And they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Casey’s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate, He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate; And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go, And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out
3335082 You just will not let this thread die, will you? You know there's an open thread in this group just for what you're doing here, and it's feeling very lonely.
3335138 I haven't been reading these until page seven was half full. It's fine. I'm just saying that there's a thread designed for what you're doing here, and it's feeling lonely.
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That was really good.
Bigfoot is real! SHOCKING EVIDENCE!!!
Everything I know about being a man, I learned from this song. I'm not sure what that says about me...
There are some nice little maxims in there. My personal favorite is "Tranquil as a forest, yet on fire within."
3311525 this version is funnier.
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Indeed.
3314863 aw nuts...
Take all of the yes and spread them around.
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YAY! for immature jokes!
Can anyone tell me where the whole "love and tolerate" thing came from? I thought it was from the show before I started watching, but they never say it. Death Battle had Rainbow Dash say it like it's a natural thing, but it just never comes up in the show. Was it a tweet from Lauren Faust or something?
Random video for the day:
3322926 I think saberspark said something about it in one of his documentaries, I think it was for dealing with trolls originally.
there is something wrong with the school this guy is talking about!![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
this guy is awesome.
now this one's just funny.
3324524
I can see what the school was trying to do, but this guy has a point. They took the easy way out.
3324564![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
Funny how "I'm not here to be judgemental" went out the window with drawn pony sex.
I found this song yesterday, and I cannot stop laughing.
3325127 that song reminded me of This fic, It's pretty good, and has some twidash, sad Twidash, but still twidash.
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The story is up. Missed my self-inflicted Monday deadline, obviously, but I feel good about this one. Hope you like it.
I agree with Piccard wholeheartedly.
3326090![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
On The List it goes. Thanks for the heads-up
Also, featured, congratz!![:rainbowdetermined2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowdetermined2.png)
In honor of my first featured story; more specifically, in honor of the inexplicable Pokemon centered comments; I present this death battle between an electric mouse and electric-eel-infused-man-beast thing.
What in the flying feather is a Blanka?
Speeeeakerrrrs... Why can't I have nice things? ![:fluttershysad:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttershysad.png)
[research intensifies]
...I can already tell this is going to be a fantastic video.
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3328215 my favorite death battle is this one.
3328495![:rainbowdetermined2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowdetermined2.png)
That one made me give the show a chance.
3328495 I'm afraid to watch this, because I don't want to see Rainbow die. I'd most likely get nightmares.
3329115
Have you not seen it? She wins!
3329115
My favorite line: "Why is this so awesome?!"
3329165
She put the pwn in pony.
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Kinda funny, I always thought Star Scream was an Autobot. I've never been a transformers guy. The battle would have been over much, much sooner if they hadn't forgotten the Sonic Rainnuke, or whatever it's called.
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Ah, it's just Rainbow Dash. Didn't she have ten more seconds to sign autographs before she stopped a runaway carriage or something? She always makes a show of it.
And given the number of times Starscream fought Megatron in that video alone, thinking he's an Autobot isn't too much of a stretch.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
3329238
I think the Orbital Friendship Cannon, or the Tactical Rainboom, or the Tactical Friendship Nuke (I think one of those two is what a lot of people are calling it) came after this video was made.
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Oh well. Also, I just discovered that Rainbow has said yes more times in the show than any other pony. But you probably knew that already.
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I have no idea how you figured that out. I had no idea. Makes sense, though. She's a simple pony at heart. Yes is a simple word.
3329290 Scroll up a bit until you see the video titled "All the yes(compilation)". And watch the whole thing. My fav part is when Pinkie does that work out thing for the Cake twins and says "Yip-yipyipyipyipyipyip".
Random funny comic!
3329416 wat![:rainbowhuh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowhuh.png)
3329424
It's a play on the following ideas:
A lot of fanfics are toxic reading material.
Discord eats paper, and it has a taste based on the content.
Twilight writes horrible fanfiction.
3329431 You know, I don't believe I've properly offered you my hoof in friendship. If you accept, you officially become my friend. As an added bonus, you get my follow and the right to refer to me as "Z".
3329506![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Gladly accepted, Baseline and Melody. Or Z.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
3330326 Teach a hobo how to drive, and he'll steal your car.
![:scootangel:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/scootangel.png)
hit a hobo while you drive, get ten points.
Okay! Guess who just stole Bassie's scoring guide! Don't worry. I had permission.
Favorite MLP comic ever. I even named my last fantasy football team Behold My Impervious Book Fort.
Nothing silly today. Just an awesome poem.
Casey at the Bat:
3335082 You just will not let this thread die, will you? You know there's an open thread in this group just for what you're doing here, and it's feeling very lonely.
3335096
I said back in page 5 that I wondered why this thread was still open after the contest was over.
And on page 6 I even called this my vain attempt to keep this thread going until someone more important than me has enough of my ****.
I even called Surry a pompous ass on page 6 to see if anyone was paying attention.
3335138 I haven't been reading these until page seven was half full. It's fine. I'm just saying that there's a thread designed for what you're doing here, and it's feeling lonely.
3335082 cool, but let's have something silly as well.
Oldie but a goodie:
3337933 ENERGY!!!!!